DON’T DO KIDS, DRUGS.

people from these countries?

show-stopping

WHEN I CATCH YOU DUSTY

WHEN I CATCH YOU

YOU BETTER COUNT YOUR FUCKING DAYS

Me being happy that one of the firefighters on the firefighter show is finally canonically Bi despite never watching a single episode:

Martin Scorsese watching Eminem perform at the 92nd Academy Awards vs Ryan Gosling at the 96th Academy Awards

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Very bad news guys, I think I have Spies Are Forever Disease, where instead of a brain there is 2016s hit independent musical Spies Are Forever

Gay Denial (2009) 

Pencil on Paper

March 6th, 2009

Dear Journal,

I found out what lesbian means today, Ella told me at recess. It’s unfair because girls are so much prettier than guys. It’s like comparing a flower to an old shoe. But I’m not a lesbian, almost 99% of my friends are guys.

Shakespeare could only aspire to this level of dramatic irony.

WHO GOT CAUGHT!?

I love that the highlight is on playing Flight Rising when everything else on this list is objectively funnier

Wanted to see the entries covered by the circle. Heres a clean version for others.

so. as a former 10 year TA, over the years i’ve come to the opinion that if you’re going to fuck around on your laptop instead of take notes that’s not my business you’re an adult, and it’s college and the idea of doing weird shame bullshit is kind of cringe

that being said this list is hysterical

I do not give a shit about toto wolff, but you know who i will miss, SUSIE AND LEWIS

I WILL MISS THEM OKAY

I love this meme because I think humans 10,000 years ago or 100,000 years ago would also like it

the heat of the fire draws air straight up from the center over the fire. This draws the air in from the sides in a circle around the fire creating an air current, which means air is being blown toward the fire from all sides. When you sit on one side of the fire, it blocks some of the air moving toward the fire from that side. Now there is more air being blown toward the fire from the side opposite you. This pushes the smoke your direction. When you move to the other side, it just makes the same thing happen over there. The smoke actually literally does follow you around no matter where you sit. Because physics.

in other words what you actually need at the fire is other people sitting around the fire with you to balance it out ;~;

has anyone done this

LMAO

and are these jobs hiring trans people for a diversity quota in the room with us right now?

Trapped in the computer bc they unleashed the horrors U_U

If Jonah is actually in there i'll eat my keyboard

Rest in power, Andre Braugher (1962-2023)

a little life is just like. i love you so much but all the love i have for you, all the love in the world; it can't save me. nothing can. i love you; im sorry. im sorry that you love me. you can't save me.

the worlds become much too cynical, bring back the era of musical theatre animatics

me at the gender store asking for the