when you accidentally close one of the 600 ao3 tab you’re reading

I feel that if I don’t repost this somewhere every year at some point, I’m living my life incorrectly.

What is even..

Some backstory. In FFXIV, for a very short spurt of time, there was a glitch where the upper body of a model would lock and freeze in place while the rest would still perform animations from other emotes and attacks. The results were pretty incredible for those that could get the lock to happen.

It was quickly hot-fixed out, but not quickly enough for the above video to get made, un/fortunately.

mood

Me actively participating in my own love-life:

Me reading the 100th angsty fanfiction about my otp falling in love:

Klaus: you’re going to be the death of me

Ben:

writer problem

Me whenever I want to write fanfiction but I procrastinate it and post whatever comes out of it:

When your reading a good fanfic

ah yes. the daily struggle 😔👌☕

i'm am too emotionally invested in the fictional characters i have come across and grown to love to be able to fall in love with a real human.

masterpost of spongebob moments that dealt psionic damage to my 7 year old self (absolutely non-comprehensive)

I feel that if I don’t repost this somewhere every year at some point, I’m living my life incorrectly.

What is even..

Some backstory. In FFXIV, for a very short spurt of time, there was a glitch where the upper body of a model would lock and freeze in place while the rest would still perform animations from other emotes and attacks. The results were pretty incredible for those that could get the lock to happen.

It was quickly hot-fixed out, but not quickly enough for the above video to get made, un/fortunately.

mood

Akito sohma YouTube apology video

I cant stop reciting this and then laughing so hard I cry

transcript:

I firmly believe all the best stories happen at WalMart self checkout, I was there at 3 in the morning one time buying Froot Loops, and there was a tall, tall country dad there and his little 5 year old daughter.

And when buying my Froot Loops, I dropped them. And I said "fuck. my loops." And I remember, like, in the back hearing, [gruffer, southern accented voice] "Yeah! Dont be afraid to speak!"

[normal voice] And I was like, "What?"

And he was like, [accented voice] "Youre angry, about your cereal. Say it. Say Fuck with your chest!"

[normal voice] And I was like, "...Fuck!" and his little daughter was like [less gruff accented voice] "Yeah my daddy lets me say Bitch!"

Me at 3 am: should I read this 250,000 word fanfiction? Is it worth it?

My sanity: hell no go to sleep.

Me:…Imma read it.

My sanity:

i feel personally attacked

THE PWP AND THE MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH SENT ME

yes i made this because I didn’t want to work on a WIP 

i’m only going to say it one more time:

writing.