"We made our choices. We could've made better ones. But I don't have any regrets."
i think i mightve stumbled upon the greatest feat of engineering ever created
all this could be yours for only $ 3199.99
it can do this btw
why did one of you mark this as sexual.
because shes a muscle pig..... give me 15 minutes wifh her
your first reblog and its this
I need her only she can handle me
there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago
me cross eyed and seeing double:
imagine you’re an immortal princess and after ~800 years of immortality you hire this weird preteen boy as a knight. And he’s young and reckless but he’s a sweet kid and he’s damn proficient with a sword so mostly you trust him with the safety of your kingdom which is the culmination of ~800 years of your hard work. And you get to be pretty fond of him. But then he starts bringing your immortal ex around because apparently they’re friends now. And he doesn’t know about your nasty breakup because that was hundreds of years ago and he’s literally 12 but every time you start to fight he looks at you with his big sad little boy eyes and tells you you have to get along because you’re both his friends and it would make him sososo sad if he couldn’t hang out with all his friends.
and IT WORKS. after spending some time with your ex you start to reconcile your differences and realize how much you’ve missed one another and you rekindle your romantic relationship. All because you hired a weird child with a sword.
do you guys think vampires use stakes for kink like people use knives
dont make this my first post that gets over 1k notes im on my knees begging
you know who else is on their knees begging
source: Hannah K. Nyström, actual storyboard artist for adventure time (Instagram link)
meow! i add source links to uncredited posts. let me know if i messed up!
between fionna and cake and the vampire twink from baldurs gate this post is just never going to die. its not even halloween yet. hanging this one up on my mantle
To some people you’re an NPC
To other people, you’re the special, unlockable character that they worked and worked to finally get- and when they do they’re so happy because they got the game just so they could find you.
The fact y'all are still passing around this post, eight years after I made it. Exquisite. I hope it’s still resonating with people outside of mid-2010’s tumblr.
The “hands tw” tag on Tumblr was entirely for artists who hated drawing hands so they didn’t have to be reminded of it, leading to an entire revolution surrounding destigmatizing drawing hands.
Project Voltage Mikus.
Types:
- grass, fire, water
- rock (x2)
- normal, ghost, bug
- steel, fairy
- flying, electric, psychic
- poison, ground, ice
- dragon, dark, fighting
Cheers
A little comic to sort of rework the ending a bit better ish. Some inspiration from @sicklyseraphnsuch's writing here. Some notes in the cut!
the vinsmokes have become… sillier.
(most of the outfits in the yonji and reiju one are based off of the grand collection outfits)
One Piece Theory Regarding the Vinsmokes' Genetic Modifications — Specifically Their Eyebrows
(Hopefully this hasn't been done already...)
Hypothesis:
Vinsmoke Judge's research into Human Modification involved Devil Fruits. Specifically, he was trying to give his children Devil Fruit abilities without drawbacks such as a weakness to water and Seastone/Kairōseki.
Evidence:
- Please take note of the image above. Notice any common denominators...? That's right, you guessed it — swirls! Every single fruit has swirls on it, whether on the body of the fruit itself or on the stem. And you know what else has swirls? The Vinsmoke siblings' eyebrows. In fact, if you look at certain fruits (such as the Gomu, Hana, Awa, Mochi, Bijo, and Ope fruits) you will notice that the stems literally look identical to the siblings' eyebrows. Coincidence? I think not.
I draw on computer this time!!
But i really not used to use this drawing app
So I just use the most normal way to colour
The fact that they have the EXACT opposite color palettes and everything fucks me up so bad
And I just know that Sanji's suit had to have been designed and made for him right before they gave it to him...like it was all so fucking planned.
Even the canister is different with the yellow 3 just for Sanji and his belt has an S for Sanji (also presumably for Stealth too but whatever) it gives off the vibe that it was a newer model that they had to have made just for him recently.
But also, like, why would they have even made this for him if they weren't planning on welcoming him into the family? If he was just a pawn in Judge and Big Mom's deal?
In their weird fucking way they really did keep saying throughout all of WCI that they were family and lets be family again. Like it was implied that Niji kept bringing up Sanji on the way home and he was mad that he didn't come out to greet them. Yonji went to personally go pick him up. Ichiji smiled when Sanji said he was a Vinsmoke but then frowned when he took it back.
Yonji took Sanji to a secret area that they all tried to get into when they were kids and revealed a huge family secret to him, trying to let him in on it and they all showed up but it just didn't go as planned because obviously Niji was a bitch right before and Sanji kicked his face in but presumably that was the moment when the brothers were probably trying ???? to bond with him ??? over Germa's ~great technology~ or whatever. Maybe. 😒
It did not go as planned and they suck at expressing jack shit and they're assholes but it's obvious that they did kind of miss him and wanted their little brother back and not just as the punching bag like they said.
They said they talked about him for YEARS just to theorize if he's dead and how but lets be fuckin real...they talked about him for years. Because he's part of them and they're missing part of themselves without him.
The fact that Sanji's raid suit was even at the wedding means that the brothers were probably going to give it to Sanji as a wedding present. They kept trying to bond with him but they fucking suck at it. They just suck💔
Also I think Ichiji definitely either designed or had heavy input into Sanji's raid suit design because it's just SO specifically the opposite of his.
The white knight and the dark knight.
Plus Ichiji always has to be the most specialist little girl in the room and won't let his brothers wear his colors. ever. so he can stand out more. His brothers weren't allowed to have fuck all when it came to their color scheme but that means something all the more.
The fact that Sanji has 1:1 matching colors but just inverse of Ichiji means Ichiji was basically sharing his spotlight with him when he could have just given Sanji a hideous yellow and black combo but he wasn't given just yellow and black, he was given Ichiji's white and red as well. Which is a big deal for Ichiji, the most specialist princess after all...
(And then he gave him a mask as a way of saying "hey remember that time when you were forced to wear a mask alone for 6+ months in the dungeon...that was funny" just to be a dick one last time 😔💔)
But it's something ok. It was Something!