raven if she slayed
Which of these would you rather see on your dash?
Hey @staff. This is a perfect example of why collapsed reblogs is such a bad idea. Seeing the full thread, you go like this: 😮 ooh, that's cool 😀 "they're free," hehe! 🤣 "16 cents," perfection!!
I have achieved joy, I feel positive feelings toward Tumblr, I want to engage, I want to stay, my eyeballs land on more ads, you make more money, everyone wins! 🎉
Seeing the collapsed thread, you go like this:
😮 ooh, that's cool 😐 "16 cents"? yes, that's literally what the pic shows, not sure why you felt the need to say that
There is no motivation for me to uncollapse the reblog chain—it looks like a boring conversation about the denominations of coins. And even if I do uncollapse it, you've ruined the joke by showing me the punchline before the setup. I am sad, Tumblr is boring, I go elsewhere to entertain myself, I see less ads, you make less money, everyone loses. 😥
Reblog chains are the best thing about Tumblr. They are your unique super power. They are the thing that makes people screenshot Tumblr and share it around. Why on earth would you kneecap them??
I don't know exactly how you plan to implement this. Give people the option to keep them collapsed if there truly are people who are annoyed by how long they can get (you already have a version of this feature), but don't collapse them for everyone or new users by default. Please. It will make Tumblr so much more boring.
A version of Maria that survived to adulthood in a dimension where Shadow doesn't exist? I'm sure that won't affect Shadow's self image at all
Grandpa’s lap being in high demand is nothing new but you’d think it would be the kids
For thise who dont know, basically Etoiles and Bad realized that theres a bug in the code of one of the mods that makes Sweeping Edge 5 times worse that it should.
(The attack of sweeping edge is supposed to be 0.5 times of the original attack but for some reason its 5 times more. They tested it and A WOODEN SWORD does 5 hearts with slime armor on.)
Etoiles was talking about putting in a ticket and possibly suggesting a trial of revival for Tilin and Juanaflippa who both died bc of this bug. It probably isnt gonna happen bc lore and everything.
BUT
I think they should because
1) imagine being Slime/Mariana and getting a dm being like “hey yeah so your daughter is gonna be revived for second time”
2) THIS WOULD BE JUANAFLIPPAS FOURTH LIFE. LIKE NOT EVEN GOD CAN KILL HER. IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS
3) Juanaflippa and Tilin are a duo. They die together and they get revived together bitch
Hello! I decided to do a research presentation on the "cannibalism" tag and it's relations to the MCYT communities on AO3! I looked into time frames, overall fandom data, individual character data and made a hopefully coherent conclusion on the information I gathered. I will be posting a link to my very messy excel file where I stored the base information via reblog, so check the notes.
I used canva for the statistics graphs and indesign to put this together... And a big big thank you and a shout out to my very good friend @theslyvoid9 who made 99% of the drawings used in this presentation and who also helped me look up data!!!
I hope you enjoy this little project of ours! Also please remember that this was made in pure fun, so please don't be rude to anyone. If there are typos or weird number errors, or if we missed out on some SMPs I am very sorry ^_^
Enjoy!
99.99% of rap haters have never even listened to rap. or if they have it's like one gangsta rap song & they treat the genre as a monolith and act like it's representative of every rap song ever. and well of course they are also just racist
first & last line still stand even if rap was a monolith and all rap was gangsta rap. btw
Rap is great! Everyone knows the worst genre of music is country
99.99% of country haters have never even listened to country. or if they have it's like one post-9/11 pop country song by a rich poser & they treat the genre as a monolith and act like it's representative of every country song ever. and well of course they are also just classist
i would lecture you about the importance of jazz in US history and african american history and music history but you're a swiftie so there is no hope for you
I cannot stress enough to Tumblr staff that they do not need to change the site. Do not try to be like Twitter. Do not try to be like Reddit. Do not alter how this site works.
Tumblr will be the most popular social media site if they continue letting all these other sites implode
me: i don’t want to see jellyfish so i will blacklist the tag #jellyfish
people with no common sense: je11yf1sh, je11¥fi5h, j*llyf*sh, je//ÿf!sh, j3ï||yf¡sh, gel lee fisk
result: cannot account for the sheer amount of possible ways to alter the word jellyfish
conclusion: i have to see jellyfish now.
Once again, tumblr is not tiktok, tag properly.
Yan!Harvey x reader hcs!
Note: Hi yeah this is my first time writing hcs in general so please be easy on me. Contains soft yandere ofc so if you’re not into that please block the yandere tag I’m gonna put on this! These were quick hcs that have been on my mind so if it’s all over the place I apologize. Now enjoy the hcs while I forget this exists :]!
PAC FOUND OUT WHAT THE ISLANDS IN ELQUACKITY’S SERVER SCREEN WERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Ok so back when this happened in the first stream i remember that most people theorized that those islands are other experiment islands that the federation owns
BUT TODAY PAC WAS TALKING TO MIKE AND HE SAID SOMETHING THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING COMPLETLY
I will leave the video with the translation under it
Pac: I think the Nether isnt going to be just the Nether because the only place that you can make a smooth transition from a server to another to incrise the number of people you can keep in a server, in [the case] of the QSMP in the QSMP, is through the Nether because because its a portal. You get into the portal and go to another place.
Mike: Wait, calm down.
Pac: It's the smoothest transition effect you can create in a server, when talking about server architecture, to make the transfer.
Mike: You are cooking too much, you are cooking too much.
Pac: I cooked too much? I don't think the Nether is just going to be hell, I think it will another world where you can also have an overworld too, get it?
Mike: Calm down, calm down. You are cooking too much, but what you said makes a lot of sense.
Pac: Doesn't it? Because that's the only option for you to make the server's size bigger so new people can enter without decimating the entire server. Because if Quackity wants, he can invite 20 new people into the series but the server can not support it. No matter how good the programers and their machines are, that's how Minecraft is.
THAT'S WHAT THOSE SERVERS ELQUACKITY SAW ARE
THEY ARE THE NEXT LEVELS FOR THE PLAYERS WE HAVE RIGHT NOW AND THE NEW ONES
AND THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING
BECAUSE PAY ATTENTION TO TWO THINGS
The first thing: in the next five islands our players will find themselves in an island/server with LIMITED LIVES LIKE THE EGGS
We might risk canon deaths
AND THE SECOND THING
Everytime someone gets into the server, even Quackity himself, it only shows one option
But ElQuackity has all of them or at least multiple
It means ElQuackity has gone through all those servers before, which turns back to the time travel theory. ElQuackity is a time traveler. Maybe he saw the horrors of a terrible future. Maybe something went wrong. Maybe everybody died.
Maybe the Federation is good.
Because if ElQuackity saw the future and it was terrible and now he is working with the federation, that means they can fix what went wrong. Maybe the federation is good and the codes are bad.
That changes everything.
Pac, once again, tripped on the lore on accident. And he has no idea about it.
To the collection
Thinking about what would happen if Chayanne died. Thinking about how q!Phil promised he would burn the server to the ground. Thinking about how q!Phil would want to raze the island until the earth itself felt a fucking fraction of the pain tearing through his heart, until the flames just narrowly held a candle to the fury burning in his veins.
Thinking about little hands, soft hands, trembling hands, curling into the hem of his haori and clinging to his side. Thinking about Tallulah doing everything in her power to keep him grounded, to keep him here.
It's a lot to ask of such a young girl, especially one who is grieving the same death as him. But, she knows her abuelito better than he thinks she does. She knows from his bedtime stories of his solitary travels, from his aversion to crowds, from his isolated, wall-top home that he is lonesome by nature. She knows from his ruthlessness in battle, from his sharp grin at the fall of a foe, from the binary axe hanging on his back that violence is like breathing to him.
She can lose him to this, well and truly lose him---and she is through with losing people.
So she clings. Despite how difficult it is, she pulls herself out of bed each morning and asks her abuelito if they can do the day's quests. She insists that, no, she doesn't want to stay home today, and no, doesn't want to do them with Tio Bad or Tio Fit or Tio Cellbit or anyone else on the island, she wants to do them with him; and then she pesters him until he agrees. They explore caves and go fishing and fight monsters and make all manner of strange tools. She plays songs on her flute whenever she has a breath to spare, because she knows he can't stand the quiet. (She can't stand it either.) She complains about avocado toast until he caves and makes her something else to eat.
She remembers every single time he dried her tears from her eyes---every time that he held her face in her hands and told her that her father loves her, and that her abuelito loves her, and that she would never be alone again, not if he had anything to say about it---and she sends all that love right back to him.
She makes sure he has a reason to stay. She makes sure that he knows that he is still needed.
Because she needs him. Now, more than ever, she needs him here.
(And he needs her too.)
