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I exist without my own consent

@visible-bisexual-confusion

Day or night, I am always bisexual, and I never know what's going on

Funny how that works

I am so pleased at how many notes are some version of “I don’t fear the science, I fear the corporations who control it” because that is EXACTLY the attitude you should have. GMOs can save us. Monsanto will kill us.

what people fear about GMO- ‘theyre gonna make frankencarrots that crave human flesh and cause diarrhea ’ what GMO actually is- ‘we made rice crop that is both drought resistant and flood resistant which will prevent about 20% of major famine disasters, also it now makes vitamin A because vitamin A deficiency in poverty stricken areas is a major killer of kids as most vitamin A rich foods dont grow there’ what people SHOULD be upset about- ‘i made all crops sterile so all farmers have to buy the seed from me in perpetuity and i will sue anyone who tries to go back to crops that produce their own seed’

ok so i just saw this on my dash and it was cool so: a song for every letter of your url

s: silk chiffon by MUNA ft. phoebe bridgers

l: liability by lorde

e: eat the acid by kesha

e: enchanted by taylor swift

p: physical by dua lipa

d: don’t blame me by taylor swift

e: everybody talks by neon trees

p: polarize by twenty one pilots

r: rainbow by kesha

i: into you by ariana grande

v: vegas by doja cat

e: egg in the backseat by em beihold

d: disloyal order of water buffalos by fall out boy

p: paradise by rude-a

i: i didn’t change my number by billie eilish

k: killer by phoebe bridgers

a: american teenager by ethel cain

c: cruel summer by taylor swift

h: hold me like a grudge by fall out boy

u: uma thurman by fall out boy

thanks

v: Victoria's Secret

i: If U seek Amy

s: Solider poet king

i: Ignite

b: Boys will be bugs

l: Light switch

e: Ex-wives

b: Bad Romance

i: IDK you yet

s: SHUM

e: Ex's and ohs

x: Xions theme

u: U

a: Are you satisfied?

l: Line without a hook

c: Come along

o: Once upon a time

f: Fashion!

u: U got that

s: Shatter me

i: I ain't worried

o: One foot

n: New rules

THE X WAS SO HARD

@hecate-spawn @xionandpluto14 @xiiiwayfinders @endless---possibility @cipher-of-the-round-table and anyone else because I spent all my braincells on this

things i say that confuse and worry my coworkers:

  • “happy birthday” every time i hand them something
  • “well, that’s not ideal” whenever something is going wrong
  • “we are in the timeline that god abandoned” whenever i’m mildly inconvenienced
  • “can’t you see that your fighting is tearing this family apart?” whenever two or more coworkers are arguing
  • referring to taking medication as “eating medicine”
  • “time to go back to prison!” when putting animals back in their cages
  • referring to inanimate objects as (s)he, particularly when i break something and say “oh no, he’s dead.” this concerns them especially when i follow it up with “that’s not ideal”
  • “what are they gonna do, fire me?”

I work in a blood bank, and constantly refer to blood types as flavors, such as “Oh, you need two units? What flavor is he?” And my older coworkers just look at me confused but my coworker that’s my age doesn’t miss a beat and responds “A Pos”

This is the energy I aspire to.

If my Skelesona were to meet Baggs Sans and the aftermath lol

Baggs and his AU belong to @megalommi

For context:

Wicca, my Skelesona (she/they btw), has some special abilities regarding emotions and feelings. It's best explained in their ref sheets (might add later), but People with especially strong emotional auras affect her a lot. In Baggs case, his hypnosis would affect her very quickly and they will feel the effects of it afterwards for a while, basically having an emotional hangover.

“Authors should not be ALLOWED to write about–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative

“This book should be taken off of shelves for featuring–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative

“Schools shouldn’t teach this book in class because–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative

“Nobody actually likes or wants to read classics because they’re–” you are an anti-intellectual and an idiot

“I only read YA fantasy books because every classic novel or work of literary fiction is problematic and features–” you are an anti-intellectual and you are robbing yourself of the full richness of the human experience.

"you are functionally a conservative" is such a good and clarifying insult

Literally right after I saw this post, I saw another post in a discord chat for BOOK EDITORS in which an outspokenly liberal editor talked about how Nabokov should have never been published because he wrote about p*dophiles and described women's bodies in ways that made her uncomfortable. She described his writing as "objectively terrible" and said she wanted to burn his books. And other editors were bringing up classics they didn't like and talking about how they wanted to throw them in the trash. This wasn't like a light "unpopular opinion!" conversation. This was actual book editors talking about how books should be destroyed and censored.

There is something so scary and toxic in global culture right now. The revival of fascism is influencing everyone's mindset and approach to art, regardless of where they fall on the political spectrum.

I see far more books being censored today than when I was a kid. Librarians handed me The Catcher in the Rye, The Sexual Politics of Meat, and Animal Farm when I was literally 8-11. My mom would never have taken a book away from me. I read everything from the Tao Te Ching to the Qur'an to atheist texts under my desk at school. Teachers thought nothing of it or encouraged it. Books seemed universally acknowledged as sacrosanct to me.

Now I can't find any adults who don't hesitate or want to make exceptions when it comes to censorship. Even the most liberal social activist librarians I know go, "well except for book X..."

Functionally conservative. It's so important to have the language to express that.

Thank you for this addition!

And, following up on the previous post …

“This makes me uncomfortable” is NOT a valid reason for censorship

These fucking book editors should remove themselves from the profession ASAP 😡

The only reason a book should be removed, the ONLY reason, is “we are keeping it in the restricted section for research because its only intended function is to cause harm.”

And to be clear, when I say this, I’m talking about shit like To Train Up A Child and The Protocols of Zion. One is a text responsible for the deaths of multiple children because it’s an abuse how-to, and the other is entirely fabricated “protocols” from a group that never actually existed but is claimed to represent all Jews, and it’s basically one long antisemitic screed.

And even these should be available. Just. Not where they’re gonna be used to start a white supremacist cult.

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

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happy 3 yr anniversary to the post that singlehandedly launched the twilight renaissance

Happy 5 year anniversary to the effervescent snail post

so bECAUSE OF THE UPDATE I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID HOMESTUCK AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “IT UPDATED??!?” AND THEN HE READ THE UPDATE ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT HUSSIE UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD 

date of origin: 16th of february, 2013.

Don't assume I'm stupid because I'm neurodivergent!

I mean I am stupid but those two have nothing to do with each other

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this is reminding me of that one meme, is it ok if i make it and show you what i mean?

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i may have already made it but here i hope ur not upset

its this please dont get mad i only wanted to show you bc the way you said it made me think of it im sorry

no no I see it

Don't assume I'm stupid because I'm neurodivergent!

I mean I am stupid but those two have nothing to do with each other

I've been taking meds for my ADHD since 5th grade and have been given time extensions on school stuff since 7th and I just thought it was for concentration cause I got easily distracted and only realized/remembered like 2(?) months ago that I've been professionally diagnosed since I was like 11

so we both sorta just found out

also thanks for saying I'm not stupid