I have done so many of these over the course of this semester that I think it makes sense to start organizing them now. Here's my list under the cut. I tried to put them in little subcategories so it'd be easier to get through at this point:
ASOIAF is a series that I take very seriously
I will make real art soon school has just been mean to me
(Ft. Theon’s Winterfell powerpoint presentation, Griff and li’l Griff, and your local non-emotional support Asshai lady)
at the end of the day white walker, dragon, wight, kraken, lannister, doesn’t matter it’s all getting FLATTENED by the STARKLING 500MPH EXPLODE ON IMPACT FASTBALL
jon able to crush a frozen citrus into juice with one hand. renly able to eviscerate an entire peach sloppy style in under a minute. have no choice but to go all in and say the third head of this bit is going to be jaime lannister doing something really weird with an apple in the winds of winter
How the hell did he manage to eat it that fast wtf
All of the notes on this post are gems
did you watch devil all the time? it sucked incredibly
all I know about it is that Robert Pattinson‘s accent sounds like me 5 minutes after exposure to o brother where art thou is it at least bad and entertaining
have you read/watched sharp objects? it's southern gothic and rearranged the molecules in my brain
haven’t read the book but i watched the show when i was 18 during my first week of undergrad. it was SO good but i did have to tell my therapist about it
there’s a genre of fantasy books I need a name for with no homophobia, no racism, no ableism, no colonialism, with happy benevolent monarchs and potatoes and tomatoes with every meal, because I want a more efficient way to describe how sick it makes me feel.
so much to pull from here.
reading doesn’t teach me anything. I actively try to avoid real life. If something acknowledges the context of oppression, it’s “edgy grimdark” and it doesn’t give you tools to handle reality because it’s too scary. Acknowledging the existence of interlocking systems of oppressive control that most people try not to think about and are conditioned to see as both normal and beneficial means being miserable and “dark”. A “cozy, dreamlike” world that takes you “away” for a while is less miserable and frightening and more entertaining.
dragon twitter misinterpreting my posts. asoiaf tiktok stealing my posts. need to stop having good and nuanced takes, become unmarketable, and just talk about how i would have killed king jaehaerys with a hammer
circle time followers! there are six thousand eight hundred and seven of you people and one of you is tiktok user kirby.alice who has done this to me multiple times but filters the word tumblr in your comments so no one can call you out on just saying my posts verbatim like they are your own ideas. this shit is weird. quit
summoning every gay person in a three state radius to attack me by insisting that musician’s name is hoosier because he is from indiana
“he’s literally irish” so’s most of indiana. go hoosiers
summoning every gay person in a three state radius to attack me by insisting that musician’s name is hoosier because he is from indiana
