Why Hello There

yes i posted this on my other blog but you know what it goes here too

i love digesting lactose it’s so easy to do

fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

Feather River Bulletin, Quincy, California, March 20, 1924

HAPPY HUNDRED YEARS TO THIS JOKE

goodbye 2023👋hello 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓇌𓅂𓄿𓂋 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓎼𓅂𓏏 𓄿 𓅓𓅲𓅓𓅓𓇌 𓃀𓅱𓇌𓆑𓂋𓇋𓅂𓈖𓂧 𓅓𓄿𓇌𓃀𓅂 𓉔𓅲𓋴𓃀𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓇋𓆑 𓉔𓅂𓂕𓋴 𓎢𓅱𓅱𓃭 𓅃𓇋𓏏𓉔 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏

my egyptologist friend says this is a (very poorly) phonetically transcribed english phrase "this year i will get a mommy boyfriend"

okay you werent supposed to know that

can the cost of living like... chill

can we make some noise for miserable fictional women

True

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt

can't believe I'm expected to work even though I don't feel like it and would rather not

We must increase the bisexualism by at least 200%

2023 recap!

pros of putting laundry away immediately after it is dry

cons

Ok no longer depressed starting NOW!

Starting NOW!!

AI defenders will make it seem as if art is this gatekept pastime that only the most elite can partake in and they’re making it possible for the “normies” to create meanwhile one of the most memorable pieces of recent art I’ve ever seen is “My son’s drawing of safe”

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

they should make five nights at snoopys where nothing bad happens and you spend a week with your friend snoopy

getting older as a kid is like yippee!! wahoo yay!! but then immediately as u enter ur early twenties ur like whoa lol hold on wait wait hold upa minute stop

"i cant wait to get home from work so i can do all that stuff i wanted to do"

when i get home from work:

time to waste the last month of 2013 on the internet