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jaeminlore

for the vine drabble game yuta and 'hi welcome to chili's' if u want!!!

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• you’re taking yuta to chili’s for the first time• i’m assuming yuta’s never been obv• and you order him bacon ranch quesadillas • bc they’re the best things on the menu to my limited knowledge• but guess what• the ranch in chili’s went bad two weeks ago and they forgot to throw it out• so yuta gets food poisoning lol• spends the entire night in the bathroom :’(• i guess it’s safe to say that yuta didn’t feel very welcomed at chili’s

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ichorai
NCT as zombie apocalypse things:
Taeyong: *Runs over zombies with a tank* "Jisung, get in the damn car, I'm taking you to school."
Taeil: "I'm taking a nap. You better not be dead when I wake up."
Johnny: *Makes friends with the zombies*
Yuta: *Gets his arm chewed off without realizing*
Kun: *Zombies don't notice him at all bcs he doesn't get enough screen time cOUGH*
Doyoung: *ballistic* "whERE'S JENO?!"
Ten: *crying* "Take Johnny, not me!"
Jaehyun: *Shoots zombie* "Oh no, are you okay?"
WinWin: *Zombies fall in love with him*
Jungwoo: "I look hot in these camo pants and you know it."
Lucas: *Paints on his face so he looks like a zombie as a survival tactic*
Mark: Dies in the end bcs he has headphones on and can't hear the zombies.
Renjun: *Having a political conversation with a zombie* "-And that's why you should NOT eat me."
Jeno: Purposely becomes a zombie so he could protect Jaemin.
Haechan: *Straight up slaps the zombie*
Jaemin: *Places banana peels all around house* "They'll never get in!"
Chenle: *screams in dolphin* "EATING HUMAN FLESH IS UNHEALTHY. TRY THE VEGETABLES THAT DOYOUNG FORCES YOU TO EAT, IT'LL MAKE YOUR SKIN LOOK NICER."
Jisung: *Explaining to zombie* "Taeyong told me not to talk to strangers."
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dumbledee

joke’s on cube hyuna and edawn’s combined chaotic bisexual energy is going to destroy cube and give rise to the birth of their new empire