The caucacity of my university to ask me to write a memory of how the bloody Queen impacted my life?!

To an Indian who knows how the british monarchy ruined India and several countries!?

Guys my salty Indian ass sent it!

And here is the proof that I sent it lmao

Stay tuned for more I guess lol!

— Unknown

??? Sad mommy?

Take your mother to an escape room you heartless monster!

Fucking hell.

N-word discovered in British government official documents regarding asylum seeker applicants.

Full article:

after inputting some complex algorithms into my super computer i’ve determined what tumblr will look like in the year 2020

i love how this comes back after every shitty update staff makes

starting a collection

The worlds smallest snail has just started to go freak mode on a succulent apple slice

you know how when you marry someone with a title, a lot of the time you also gain that title??? like. becoming a princess because you married the prince.

by that logic does marrying a wizard make you a wizard as well

i’ve met a lot of wizards who say it doesn’t work like that because wizard is like doctor

“i didn’t go to wizard school for ten years to be called MR. EVIL.”

sorcerers do work like that though if you marry a sorcerer you also become a sorcerer

ok if this gets 15k notes i'll burn the nta down with my favourite cousin (we're both arsonists so we'll get the job done, dw)

SACH ME JALANA PADEGA KYA MUJHE

Worker solidarity is the future.

whenever i complete chores i get an achievement banner pop up in my head dark souls style

Anyone who says that the writers and actors who are currently striking are being “unreasonable” can fuck right off.

These Hollywood executives have more money than they know what to do with, they can afford to pay their workers, but they’re not going to do that because they think owning a bunch of mansions and yachts is more important.

Fuck these assholes and anyone who’s dumb enough to side with them.

having thick hair and going to get your hair cut is just having to listen to your hair dresser repeat over and over again how millions of people would commit despicable crimes to have your hair

sea creature of the day is the wolf eel i love these silly fellas!!! they are very beautiful to me

I hope everyone knows and loves knowing that these are a kind of goby. The biggest goby. Most gobies are like this:

@bogleech what is your source on them being gobies? from what I can find they're in the wolf-fish family (Anarhichadidae) within the Perciformes, and are most closely related to things like eelpouts (sources: 1, 2, 3). as far as I can tell, gobies are not closely related to that group at all

Apparently it's not been true since whatever old ass book I absorbed it from :(

But what remains true is that wolf eels form happy long term mated pairs :)

An “eel” that is in fact a goby though:

I’m seeing a weird uptick in people commenting nasty stuff on people’s non-cat/dog pet stuff again and not so gentle reminder:

Your phobia or dislike of certain animals does not give you the right to harass and bully people who love and share them.

Use the blacklist tag like a normal human being, and leave people who love rats or snakes or bugs etc. the fuck alone.

14 Wind Turbines Aligned In A Row In Nevada

Kirby when he eats a needle

i just saw a trans dude like My Age say some shit like "im a trans man and im bisexual so theoretically i could date women but then i would be subjecting them to having to date a man and i dong want anyone to suffer that much" and ive seen so many similar videos on my fyp from trans boys so if ur a trans boy reading this i love u its okay to be a man. ur not a monster ur great transitioning wont make you abusive or anything i promise its okay to be a man

“Being a man makes you Contaminated In Some Way and women having romantic contact with men are Suffering” is radfem koolaid.

i’m so sorry but this gem can’t just be left hidden away in the tags

SALVATION

DAMNATION