If it's weird,

just a heads up the person who made this comment is not actually a landlord, works a part time retail job, and left this comment in that group as a joke

salute

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When you want to be alone even though it’s not a good idea for your mental health.

Me

fish n flower….he is happy 💗

UnMute!

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fucking prepare yourself for this one

¿

i speak spanish let me translate: ?

He’s so weird at bath time. I’m glad he likes them tho. Haha

FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN NO ONE ELSE CAN FEEL IT FOR YOU

Tag yourself what kinda magical girl anime kid were you?

escaped medical leech

There are medical leeches!?

Yes! They work very hard to get their medical degrees. 

not this one, though. this one’s trying to ditch class. 

Idk if youve seen this

@leveragehunters

@verycooltrash

Carefree black boys is my favorite genre of anything ever

I hate commenting on posts and saying “me” but I’m sorry the FAF:Tokyo drift song, the car, and literally everything in this video is me

I have been looking EVERYWHERE for this damn video!! 😭😂 this is forever a whole ass carefree mood

Bonsai apple tree growing a full-sized apple.

A perfect balance of extremely impressive and completely ridiculous.

Apple trees are DETERMINED. My parents planted a twig of an apple tree, and that first year it grew one apple. And the whole thing was bent over from the weight of it. It had one job and by God it was gonna do it.

she did such a good job I’m so proud

me: i wanna join discord servers and make more friends

me, knowing full-well that i join servers only to mute it immediately after and never talk in it bc it makes me anxious: 

I think you should watch this

yella creens

“handfools of yella crayens”

this made me feel true inner peace for the first time in months

When your spouse is a voice actor….

Harry Shum Jr: Alright I’m about to cook some dinner right no- Shelby Rabara [in her Peridot voice]: No one wants to eat your dinner you clod.

My future husband will have to deal with the same thing…

=w=b

Im crying they’re so cute

they are!!!!!

What

I was expecting some kind of explanation at the bottom and I just…

poor baby drank too much milk :(

lost in the sauce

BABY WANT MILK

@abusedwifipassword