oops my tv suddenly turned off for the next three minutes
israel really out here with one foot in committing genocide and ethnic cleansing and another foot on stage singing a silly song for europe to hear - their eurovision entry this year is titled 'set me free' cause of course it is, and again satire's rotting corpse alerts us of its presence by smelling the worst when reality outdoes it
Non c’è soddisfazione più grande di svegliarsi e vedere i francesi pressatissimi che accusano Damiano di farsi, mentre il resto d’Europa Damiano vorrebbe farselo, urlo.
imagine getting the whole europe so horny you collapse your country’s economy. Now that’s rock'n'roll
Europe really did look at the UK and go “Brexit means Brexit”
Pour one out for the Vatican we won cazzoecoglioni
The italian hosts are doing a strip tease on tv because Måneskin won eydgsgababsbzbs shsbs this is what you all voted for!!!
UN GROSSO VAFFANCULO ALLE GIURIE CHE HANNO CERCATO DI BOICOTTARCI IN FAVORE DELLA FRANCIA E DELLA SVIZZERA, MA GRAZIE EUROPEI, VOI AVETE GUSTO
Italy’s prime minister just got a call from the minister for economy and finances that simply said “we got a fucking problem mario”





