job interview: we need HAPPY, MOTIVATED people!!
my depressed ass:
yazawa-niko-deactivated20130917
why is there a fucking tomato in the train
ultraw4nk
because its the subway
fuck you
me: mom I need a new bottle of toothpaste
mom: finish the one you have sweetie
me: it's empty
mom: *squeezes the bottle and out comes extra toothpaste, Henry the VIII, michael jackson's corpse, the missing malaysian airplane, and 4 prisoner refugees*
if you’re meant to be with someone, it will work out. whether it’s next month or in five years, what’s meant to be will always be
hustleinatrap
The media usually doesn’t show happy Muslim Black family. Let’s break this rule!
This is so precious. I wanna cry.
How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later
