i love the trend of tumblr users making polls to settle a trivial little argument where they confidently assert how right they think they are and then the poll results overwhelmingly prove that they were wrong
strawbebbie………. 🍓 blubberrie…….. 🫐 oraneg……… 🍊 peeache…….. 🍑
can’t believe i forgot…..,.. abble………. 🍎🍏 :]
i am EVIL!!! no I don't want to join your found family please go away,,
I'm literally pointing a death lazer at you
*sobs*
stop asking about my dad
I’ve been thinking about “you can’t pin joy like a moth” all day.
"let me put this object some place obvious and inconvenient so im forced to deal with it" (grows around it like a tree root around a rock)
Tummies are sexy and so are thick thighs and so is cellulite and so are stretch marks and so are uneven tiddies and so are love handles and
WHAT
god just straight up yoinked adams rib😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭thats theft
are you live-blogging the fucking bible 😭😭😭😭😭
this shit is wild i had to
💖HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY, ROSIE!💖
She loves to help me with my cross-stitch
And the belly is not a trap, and so soft
She's very affectionate
And is very clean and tidy
(She'll help clean you up too)
She's even helps with gaming!
She's a big snuggle-bug
And Rosie says 🌈GAY RIGHTS!🏳️🌈
So everybody please wish this loyal and loving lady a happy 17th birthday! 🌹🎁
you guys literally are all so brave. even through the screen i can tell. keep going
Good morning I drew a sleepy cat
APRIL FOOLS THEY ARE A SNAKE WISHING YOU A NICE DAY !!!
oh the notes bubble is disgusting. get that out of my sight
yuck. euggh. bleughf
this is NOT healthy and actually extremely stressful for the animal. please let them freeroam this is actually sickening
idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol
it's not even cringe; it's just personal and unpolished and you've been taught to flinch away from vulnerability which doesn't mock itself
