Character A works from home, B is usually at work but is home bc of snow
A leaves their room for the first time in hours
B: *in an Australian accent* here we see a wild A emerging from their natural habitat
Writing prompt: Crosswalk Edition
Two characters cross in opposite directions at a crosswalk by the grocery store
A has two armfuls of groceries
B gets most of the way across before looking back to check out A
C, sitting in their car watching the whole thing happen: I totally ship it ☺️😘🥲 so close… yet so far…
She went from being regular to magical! Quidditch overlay drawing from a fun Sunday afternoon
Felt Funny Farm - 04
Dad: so, what do you do to get in trouble around here?
Gpa: stand up
Felt Funny Farm - 03
bro: *butters his muffin
mom: that's tooooo much butter
Felt Funny Farm - 02
Kneeling down for family prayer
Dad: ah! i have something in my eye! pray without me
Bro: *totally chill/genuinely curious/serious
Bro: is it like a mote or a beam?
family: ...
family: *proceeds to die of laughter
I just can't bring myself to do it. I can't wrap a Twinkie in a flour tortilla.
Mom
Felt Funny Farm - 01
lil bro making up words about speeding away to the tune of “sing, sing a song”
Mom: you need to take more English classes so you know how to rhyme better
sis 3: that’s what you’re worried about???
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