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ohh my god a teenager online posted something that reveals a less than perfectly developed understanding of the world around them? should we tell everyone? should we screenshot it and share it everywhere so we can pat ourselves on the back for being so much wiser than Kids These Days? should we invite a boomer comic artist

EDIT: conservatives coming back to the op to get rid of my addition you DO NOT get to reblog this post without the part about how your ideology is the biggest threat to everyone including children. i love abortion transition and divorce

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we need to be teaching kids that macbooks are shit and dont do anything or else tiktok freelancers will make them think macbooks are good

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you cant do shit on a macbook without it hyperventilating and trying to start a fire, theyre like an inhumane breed of computer it hurts for them to exist

Irresponsible breeding habits strike again

It gets injured? Have to replace an entire organ (repair how the manufacturer does it)

Look, you know how horses are a walking disaster because they're basically the biological equivalent of redneck engineering for speed? How a broken leg is usually fatal, all that shit?

They have a reason for being like that. They evolved that way naturally because their environment...actually made it better than a lot of alternatives. But we can all agree that if you bred an animal on purpose to be like that, for absolutely no benefit to the animal, just because you thought it was cool, that would be unethical as hell, like that's mad scientist level of fucked up, yes?

That's what a Macbook is.

They used to be very well adapted to the arts, and their unique architecture made them extremely hardy against viruses and other pathogenic threats despite their relatively weak immune systems, but selective breeding has turned them into a mess. More viruses have adapted to be able to infect them, yet many of their owners insist that they don't need to protect them. They keep breeding vital functions and ports and drives out of them, so while they can survive in the short term, they can't access the enrichment that a computer needs for a long, happy, healthy life. Their bodies have been modified into a form that makes them need unique and specialized medical care, and they need it frequently, because the body bred for aesthetics is highly prone to respiratory and temperature regulation problems, as well as injury from just the slightest accident.

It's blatant computer cruelty, is what it is!

The whole point of writing fascist characters as human beings is that real fascists are also human beings. If you think of fascists as somehow less than human you are falling into the trap of letting their mentality frame your worldview, thus legitimizing their course of action!

When you start looking at fascists as subhuman the debate becomes 'which group is actually subhuman and which is being unfairly maligned?' And personally I'm not fucking comfortable with that question being on the table ever.