Eating Hummus Is Considered Dope Shit In 2023
#before yikyak got bought and turned into worse reddit I was posting on my colleges page every day about hummus#everyone hated me and my posts were instantly downvoted and removed#but we stay silly :3#people referred to me as hummus girl#not the worst nickname I’ve ever had tbh#anyway I stan honey jalapeño
A mother ant and her daughter were out for a walk in their underground city.
They were having a lovely day until they came upon a group of protesters outside the queen’s domain. One, with a sign reading It’s time to GO!, spotted them and quickly approached.
“Excuse me ma'am, can you spare a moment to take a look at some alarming literature and help support our cause?” he half-shouted at her.
The mother held up her hand and tried to pass, but the protester blocked her and continued. “It is imperative that we evacuate the colony! Did you know that the dirt we live in, that we raise our children in, contains magnesium and aluminum? And God knows what else!”
Again, she politely but firmly shook her head, pulling her daughter along as the man shouted after her, “You owe it to your little girl to evacuate now!!”
After they gained some distance, the young ant looked up worriedly at her mother. “Was that man right, Mommy? Are we in danger?”
The mother smiled. “No sweetheart, don’t worry. Just because they use big words to try to scare us, doesn’t mean the Ant Evacs movement has any idea what it’s talking about.”
Kind of hard to believe there was once a time where a legitimate genre of post was "my mom says if this gets 2k notes she'll buy me a doughnut" and everyone would just. go ham
I vote we revive this shit.
Y’all, if this post gets 2k notes I’ll buy my own damned self a doughnut.
Y’know what? Yes. If this hits 24k by the time I wake up on 21 June 2023, I’ll get myself a dozen. And a big ol’ coffee to go with them.
Hallstatt culture textiles from Hallstatt, Austria showing tartan and plaid patterns, which have been in use in Celtic Iron Age Europe for millennia and which survive today in the traditional garments of Scotland. Woven around 1200 BCE, these examples owe their unusual degree of preservation to their deposition in a salt mine.
Shamelessly poaching someone elses idea, social media poll but the options arent solely geared 2wards 15 year olds
Reblog 4 a bigger sample size dadada you know how it is w polls
I was on my way home after work today and I saw police officers doing training exercises at a local elementary school
It made me so sad
20 years ago, I used to have a similar list posted in my office where “sensitive ears” would over-hear my conversations about terrible suppliers who were failing miserably. I adopted Shakespearean speak to make my derogatory comments more colourful and palatable. 😊
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This is great!
fullmoonbunnyjunction
- THOU COCKERED CLAPPER-CLAWED NUT-HOOK! 🤣🤣🤣
Thou impertinent toad-spotted miscreant!
Fawning dizzy-eyed flap-dragon.
You unmuzzled onion-eyed foot-licker.
THOU BOOTLESS BEEF-WITTED CLACK-DISH!
Thou mammering, motley-minded maggot pie!
THOU SPONGY SPLEENY MILK-LIVERED STRUMPET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im like if there was someone who never knew what was happening or going on