some of my favorite funny spirk moments from the original series. subtitles included. enjoy!
i love those comics where spock accidentally says something tender about jim in vulcan but i propose a variation on the trope:
spock says something in vulcan, but the universal translator automatically converts it to standard
“Captain, you are putting yourself at unnecessary risk. As your first officer, I cannot allow you to-”
“I’m going, Spock! And that’s final!”
“Darling…” [Ashaya, lit. “love”]
Lessons in how NOT to do social distancing, by Kirk and Spock
- Do not put hand near first officer’s crotch
- Do not slowly, softly run your hand down the curve of his back
- Do not trail your hands lingeringly down his arms
- Do not cling to him in a confined space close enough to kiss
- Do not for goodness sake mash your hips together and rub your body all over his…unless he really is going to literally die of horny if you don’t
sadtrek
what if tumblr,,,,,didn’t slaughter the quality of my posts,,,jk,,unless? 😳😳
Do y’all remember that theory where Rita Skeeter came to the muggle world and published the story of Harry Potter under the pen name JK Rowling?
Well, would Rita Skeeter write such a horrible, transphobic book like the one JKR just announced?
Yes. Yes, she would.
me when i get my student loan
this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth
#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)
OMG YOU’RE RIGHT
nonespark
and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!
raisehelia
extremely lucky cat
I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.
sweet-cherry-fairy
cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10
in case anyones interested in the other versions
m-muscle-chan
Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.
Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.
gemsknights
money cat do your magic
money cat help pls
Outside my window, a storm rages. Thunder shakes the house, bright flashes of lightning reflect off dark windows. A pumpkin scented candle flickers noiselessly in the corner. An espresso sits on the table, steam swirling from its mouth. Through the open window, a storm breeze dances inside, momentarily disrupting the stillness of everything. On that breeze, I smell a hint of autumn.
...There I was, veritably myself again.
pippinpaddleopsicopolis-iii
it's a family, mEgAN
Literally my exact thought.
descaladumidera-deactivated2020
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!
Tony: I relate to Elsa because I too almost kill the people I love when I have an anxiety attack
Tony: I relate to Anna because I too am so desperate for love I fall for the first idiot that looks at me only to figure out they're an asshole who'd willingly let me freeze to death
“And the spark burned. Your flames were stronger and hotter than any fire made by man. I do not possess the fire you do, Stephen Strange. I know fire is supposed to be deadly, but your flames are keeping me alive.”
My fifth fill for the @ironstrangebingo prompt, “Vows”.
this broke my writer’s block and i couldn’t be happier. i hope you enjoy as well!
People: eat the rich
Stephen: *looking back and forth between Tony and others* you mean eat em out right?
Kinkmas Challenge: Spanking
In order for Tony to stop being so self-punishing, Strange takes measures to see that his husband feels suitably vindicated when he needs to be~
Rating: Mature Words: 900 Tags: BDSM, Dom/Sub, Emotional Catharsis, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Spanking, Aftercare, Mentions of Childhood Trauma, Intrusive Thoughts about Parental Abuse, Married Life, Arousal, Dom & Sub Aftercare Pairings: Stephen Strange x Tony Stark
A/N: This fic deals with the discipline aspect of BDSM being used as a therapeutic medium to achieve emotional release and comfort, please proceed with caution and pay attention to the tagged themes.