it's been nearly a decade since i tried to learn a language and i forgot how humiliating it is when you first start. like damn there are 2 year olds who can string together more coherent sentences than me right now.
it's been nearly a decade since i tried to learn a language and i forgot how humiliating it is when you first start. like damn there are 2 year olds who can string together more coherent sentences than me right now.
lakemichiganbaby
"i dont like pop" why not its so fun. u dont like lady gaga? jesus is my virtue but judas is the demoon i cling to? i cling to?
never ask a master origami artist to roll the joint. just watched two and a half grams of 31% indica dominant hybrid get turned into a beautiful hummingbird and fly away into the sunset
me when a character in a comedy show that has over 200 episodes and doesn’t overly concern itself with continuity says something inconsistent with their story based on something briefly mentioned in season 1
"no trespassing" "restricted area" "private property" bro im literally curious by nature
fun fact about me: When I was 6 years old I sent so much hate mail to the president (the second Bush) that the mail carrier had to tell my mom I needed to stop before we got FBI’d
I was COMPLETELY unaware of the US political scene or why the adults in my life hated Bush, but I knew I hated him because he let people shoot wolves from helicopters and that’s mean and shitty
I also had a poor grasp on how stamps worked, so given that I wasn’t allowed to continually throw money away by putting stamps on my presidential hate mail, a lot of the times I just drew squares with little pictures inside on the corner.
my general take on extreme realistic gore in games is that you've gotta be hiring pre-existing sickos to make that. you can't be trying to make regular people into sickos with liveleak screenings like it's a supersoldier program for creating artists with ptsd, that's the way of evil. also sickos need employment
"oh but we're just hiring the best person for the job" you are making a hobby baker turn on private browsing to look up reference images of the thoracic spine
Objectively the funniest thing to come out of twitter’s sinking ship
The best part is that person did donate $8 to Partners in Health, and so I didn’t delete the tweet.
I would need to buy an extra suitcase before I stepped into this store
@netherworldpost Atty you gotta see em, this guy sells halloween stamps based on vintage halloween art
Casey Rubber Stamps is the best. I got this Fuck Off stamp there
they told you it’s cleaner to wax your pussy raw remove its natural barrier completely fucking up your follicles and risking damaging your skin permanently and then they told you it’s sexy to wear polyester underwear that doesn’t let air through creating the perfect environment for all sorts of bacteria to proliferate in and also goes IN your ass creating a direct channel from your anus to your bald defenceless pussy and you believed it. you believed it
holograsm
what do i focus on here
try focusing on making you life and the lives of your loved ones better each and every day
Frodo’s a nepo baby when you think about it but like for sucky things. That’s your uncle’s evil ring? That’s your uncle’s wizard that took you on an adventure? That’s your uncle’s feud with a homicidal gremlin man that’s after your uncle’s ring? Great
"honeymoon phase" i am literally healthily insane and obsessed for the entire duration of the relationship. skill issue
I hate living under the panopticon :( my tummy hurts :(
we know
you know I couldn’t be a cowboy because I’d be stuck with my partner in the dead cold prairie night and our horses would be tied up and we’d be huddlin around a crudely made fire because it was too far to go back to the ranch and he’d play the sweetest song on his harmonica, the kind that you felt in your bones and your heart and that the hymns had nothin on, and then he’d finish and we’d both lean in a little too close and my hand would be on his bandanna and his whiskey-breath would be hot on my lips and I’d realize that maybe it wasn’t the touch of a woman i’d been hankerin for
yeah I’ll be honest I don’t know wtf possessed me here
