AU where instead of trying to cure her infertility Yennefer just goes around saving random people’s lives and invoking the law of surprise bcos she figures sooner or later it’ll net her a baby. she hasn’t got one yet but she has amassed about 2 dozen dogs so she’s doing pretty well for herself.
today i learned that vikings exchanged swords as part of their wedding vows and i for one think we should bring that back
they also -were given a cat, considered an essential household item everyone should have much like weddings today include cookware as gifts -unlike today the wedding dress wasnt particularly important, but both the bride and groom were encouraged to have the most epic hair they could -were given enough mead to keep them both drunk for a full month as they cement their new life together, literally the origin of ‘honey-moon’ -roast goat, traditional and delicious
This is from “Old Gays Try Grindr” and i’m dying
now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020
is it too early or can we start screaming now
There’s actually a fair deal of overlap between cultural decades. So not only is it acceptable to start screaming now, we can keep screaming up to the mid 30′s.
This shit is still funny
Lmao what the hell!
Lmfao fuck that’s me
Why was he in jail?
@illmaticraj right now
Yeah I wanna know what he did cuz in all honesty if he r*ped this girl I don’t wanna be supporting him and shit by reblogging
Facts
Nah he sold some weed to a undercover and used this as a pickup line
Ok in that case lmfaoooooooo
Children, this is dirt.
dirt?dirt? dirt?dirt? dirt?dirt? dirt? dirt? dirt? dirt? dirt?
dear god, let it be enough
i took a vow to reblog this each and every time i see it
I AM WHEEZING
I’m sorry but this is a negative?
Reblog if you show up, tell people that you’re gay, and nothing else.
thats just what gays do
it’s funny how i give advice to some people when i can’t even fix myself
4 stages of stress
I stay alive for like 3 people lol
2018 mood
You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs
but then suddenly ZOOP
fucking green herrons
What the fuck
me when i royally fuck up my eyebrows: they’re SISTERS, not twins :) x
