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Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

Damn right we do cause we a got Seto Kaiba’s routing and account numbers

holy shit SLAIN

@doomybot can you past the Turing test?

cuck

wow! what kind of chicken lay that egg

tumblr is a website where you can see posts like “gender roles are a social construct and they’re not real” and “the stock market is just astrology for men” followed by “he is my boy girlfriend” reblogged by the same person in a span of two minutes. like how do you not see the irony of it all 

OP it’s actually very simple. gender isn’t real except for when it’s funny.

the bugs bunny rule of gender, if you will

proud dog showing off ALL FOUR of his paws at once

TWENTY DABLOONS

“cats can’t do any tricks” well wrong.

cats can:

@forzelda

what if instead of writing a name in the death note you had to draw that person or creature as a drawing before it died but the more sentient and smart something is the more realistic the drawing had to be so you can doodle a fly and it would die but a person would have to be pretty realistic to work but one day you’re messing around and killing seagulls at the beach because you’re a freak i guess but you go to draw one of the seagulls and it doesn’t die so you shrug because maybe its smarter than the other ones so you do it more realistically but it still doesn’t die which is weird because it should have definitely bit the dust by now so you go home and study how to draw seagulls for days and you take pictures of that specific seagull for reference until you finally go back to the beach and you sit there and you draw the most realistic depiction of a seagull anyone’s ever done and its more realistic than your other drawings even of people and as the seagull falls out of the sky, ill gotten fry in its mouth you realize you’ve just killed the smartest and and most sentient creature on the planet

My timeskip redesigns

reblog and put in the tags the last thing you bought yourself that you wanted but didn't need

Bears are just like, guys

Hi everyone! I have never posted something like this before but please take a moment to read this!!

My mom is in need of a new wheelchair. Her power wheelchair is broken and needs to raise money to pay the copay to get her new chair. She has a GoFundMe set up. I have provided the link below where you can read her story. Please, anything will help! Thank you so much for reading and helping if you can! If you can't donate, please please reblog or share it around.

Hi everyone! I have never posted something like this before but please take a moment to read this!!

My mom is in need of a new wheelchair. Her power wheelchair is broken and needs to raise money to pay the copay to get her new chair. She has a GoFundMe set up. I have provided the link below where you can read her story. Please, anything will help! Thank you so much for reading and helping if you can! If you can't donate, please please reblog or share it around.

salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you

yeah and it kicks ass

hell yeah this chick fucking gets it

The tallest tree in Wales had been damaged by a storm and was supposed to be cut down … but chainsaw artist Simon O'Rourke found a better solution to symbolise the tree’s last attempt to reach the sky. Simon O'Rourke - Tree Carving

Follow @factsweird. Thank you

Chainsaw artist is quite possibly the best title ever bestowed upon a human being.

honestly bears are how humans should be. bears are an improvement on the human blueprint. they can get up on their back legs like a man.... but they also walk on four legs so they don't get cocky and forget where they came from (the earth). big and hairy and silly. can kill with a single swipe of the paw

sleep long time

sleep long time.

I’m pretty interested in eating a lot of bread

The best T. rex is nonbinary, guys!!!

I support them

rb if you’re a nonbinary dinosaur, support nonbinary dinosaurs, or if you really want some fucking fries

Here’s their current profile!

LARGE M U R D E R B I R D

reblogging for Leo solidarity