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Where thou been?
well, i don't get requests much anymore, and captioning is now very common in most online circles esp with the rise of tiktok, so i haven't really had much use for this blog.
but if i get new requests i'll be back lol
twerky.mp4
Vinny: --does it go? [twerkey appears, Vinny sputters in complete shock] Wh-- what? [long silence while battle music plays]
Vinny: [quietly, resigned] Okay. Gonna close the DS. What did I just look at? Is that--was that an enemy called a ‘twerkey’? [long silence, opens DS, screams] DauAUUGGHLOOKIYATISIT--Yup. It’s called Twerkey. And it’s got a mouth on its twerking ass. And it’s not just any ass--it’s thicc.
Vinny: [suddenly composed] Here’s--here’s the thing, people are like--people were like “Vinny, you’re making everything sexual in Miitopia. Everything’s sexual when you play Miitopia, Vinny.” And then I-- [opens DS, reels back sputtering again] heuHUbMuMUHMHHuuH there’sssa--th-there’s a twerkey. [opens DS] Is the poo emoji gonna show up in a little bit, I wonder?
Vinny: [laughing, now] I like the face of the actual turkey. Just that eye. How did they--how did they get away with this? Yep. Just beat the twerkey with a wooden rod. [silence while victory theme plays] Okay. Okay, Nintendo. If this is the way we’re gonna do it. I’m gonna have to crack open a multitude of cold ones.
My Brother, My Brother and Me s1e5 | Secret Society Outfits
[boppin’ music playing]
Griffin: These are our secret society outfits! No, wait. [snaps fingers, catches top hat, beat of silence while he struggles to put it on] These are our secret society outfits.
Griffin: [at Travis] You look like a business man with an extremely specific fetish.
Travis: [amused] You look like a new character in Candyland that just steals Twizzlers.
Justin: [at Travis] You look like a, uh, vaudeville usher who’s trying for a management position.
Travis: [laughs] Justin, you look like a halloween costume to represent farts under a blanket!
Justin: [wheezes]
Griffin: Justin looks like rye bread that a cape got on.
Justin: [at Griffin, in a serious tone] You look like if hepatitis was a person.
Travis: [absolutely loses it, laughing heartily]
LIGHT THIS MOTHERFUCKER UP!!!
Justin: [calm and collected rage] Hey Nathan, it’s me, Justin McElroy, the guy whose episode you fucked.
Griffin: Did you really think we were gonna find the Illuminati on our T.V. show?!
Justin: We can’t do easy things on our T.V. show, and you want us to do a hard one?!
Griffin: [voice raised & cracking] This is a ding-dong podcast!
Justin: You’re a jerk-person, Nathan.
Griffin: Hold on, let me look up up Nathan’s address in the yellow pages. Oh, it says here: “a garbage can.”
[Justin quietly laughing]
Justin: [holding back laughter] Lemme look up Nathan’s phone number--
Griffin: [deadpan] Justin’s gonna slam you here in a second, Nathan.
Justin: [unable to contain laughter, wheezing]
Griffin: [screaming offscreen over Justin’s laughter] Light this motherfucker up!
Justin: [losing it]
Travis: [offscreen] Get him! [onscreen] Get him, Justin!
Justin: [quietly reveals phone number]
Travis: That’s right.
Justin: [goes right back to losing it]
Griffin: [at the top of his lungs] Eat that shit, Nathan!
The Friend Who Has No Shame in Over-Messaging 📱 #me
[upbeat elevator music]
Thomas: [scrolling through messages] Ah, jeez.
Thomas: [hits hand on phone, picks it up] What... the heck?!
Thomas: [going through mail] Are you serious...?!
[piercing eagle screech]
Thomas: [picks up airmail, screams]
This is my Snapchat story but honestly it deserves to be seen by people because I think I made something magical tonight
Transcript:
THIS IS PRIDE BE PROUD💛💛💛🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈
Where do I get my rainbow bat-phone?
Eileen: Ugh. Kenny, you know I enjoy a good float as much as the next person, but why all the booty shorts and nipples? Can’t you just tell The Others to... tone it down a bit?
Kenny: [sarcastically] Sure thing. We all know each other, so. I’m just gonna hop on the rainbow bat phone and call everyone!
Eileen: [sincerely] Thanks.
[bassy pop music playing as he dials]
Kenny: Hey, Lance. My mom needs everyone to “tone it down”?
Lance: I’m on it.
Jane: Yello?
Lance: Hey Jane, it’s Lance. Kenny’s mom says we need to smother the flame.
Jane: Copy that, Lance-a-lot.
Tyler: Hello?
Jane: Hey, haircut. Tamp it down.
Tyler: Eileen, again?
Jane: We’re rainin’ in the unicorn. Tell everybody.
Tyler: That’ll take forever! I know somebody who can reach the whole gayng at once.
RuPaul: Leeew!
Tyler: Ru, we need you. It’s our friend in Chicago.
RuPaul: Dialing down the gay. Got it.
[turns down the gay dial]
Kenny: [breathily] Damn... Rihanna is FINE...
RuPaul: Ooh, child. [dials it back up]
Kenny: What was that...? Ru...?
[rock music plays as title comes onscreen]
[strong, haunting melody of the Twin Peaks theme playing]
going from cutscene graphics to in-game graphics
[Kingdom Hearts’ Dearly Beloved playing in the background]
Sora: Riku, why did you become one with the darkness?
Riku: [darkly] ‘Cause I’m the worst...
Sora: [choking up] Riku, you horse’s ass! [sobbing] You horse’s ass!
[fade to black, Traverse Town plays as it fades back in]
Sora: [swinging keyblade] YA! ENH! [hits door]
can 2017 be the year of hearies being Good Allies to d/Deaf people?
how to be a good ally to d/Deaf people
when you start a new game and you meet the character you know is going to betray you
Protagonist: Hey, it’s nice to meet you.
Lysandroth: [dark piano chords, foreboding voice] This world is imperfect...
Protagonist: ...what--?
Lysandroth: If only I could wipe away the impurities...!
Protagonist: --anybody else... listening to this...--?
Lysandroth: ...and make it as beautiful as me!
Rival: [gasps] Lysandroth! You were behind all this!
Lysandroth: Yes, it was I! My machinations lie undetected for years! For I am a master of deception--
harem anime where everyone but the protagonist is sentient furniture
Lamp-senpai: [deep, sultry voice] Tomoko, I want to light up your life. [clicks on]
Tomoko-chan: [breathless] Lamp-senpai...
Fan-kun: [nasally voice] Uwwwoah!
Tomoko-chan: [scoffs] Pervert!
Fan-kun: Wait, no, Tomoko-chan, I didn’t mean to--uohh, I love you!
Refrigerator-senpai: [seductively] You can’t resist me, can you?
Tomoko-chan: Refrigerator-senpai... I...
Refrigerator-senpai: It’s your decision.
Tomoko-chan: I...
Tomoko-chan: I wish we could stay like this forever, Bed-chan...
Bed-chan: We’ve known each other since childhood... will she ever see me as more than a friend?!
The twins: [playfully, in sync] Hello, Tomoko-chan~
Tomoko-chan: [gasps] The twins!
Tomoko-chan: [as background noise] TV-senpai, I’ve always admired you--
Viewer: Haha. More like “chair-em anime.”
[beat, slow dry zoom on face]
Viewer: ...MORE LIKE CH--
When My Friends Speak Bad About Themselves 🚫
this is so aggressively pure
[pleasant piano music]
Taylor: I’m so lazy...
Thomas: [annoyed] Don’t you dare.
Taylor: I can’t do anything right...
Thomas: [shouting] Shut up!
Taylor: I’m just not good enough.
Thomas: [very aggravated] I will PUNCH YOU with FRIENDSHIP!
Taylor: [yells weakly]
This is an accessibility blog. I... don’t know why some nasties are surprised that we’re critical of ableism, even casual ableism.
It's... Ableist to refer to a day as "crazy", a synonym of "wild", "weird" or "amazing"?
yes. it is.
Hey, friends! Thomas’s YouTube videos are open for anyone to submit captioning! If you’d like to help, head on over to youtube.com/thomassanders. Any help would be greatly appreciated!
I’m trying to caption them as well, but my schedule is getting a bit hectic and I feel like I’m taking too long making them accessible for everyone! If anyone is able to help, it would be awesome!!
me entering a group chat
Cooper: --that, in the course of this campaign, that you didn’t--
Melania: [softly & suddenly] Hello!
[prolonged silence]
Cooper: ...Melania, is there’s something tha--
look at these buns
Jokester: Look at the buns on that guy!
[pause, door opens]
Cop: This is the comedy police! The joke’s too funny!
Jokester: I’M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL!
