This thing looks like a gaming mouse

just got the new ford egg

This car got stung by a bee and all you freaks can do is laugh?

HAHAHA STUPID CAR 

honestly i think we should just start reacting to people without masks like they reacted to socks in monsters inc

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the freaking Hedgehog.

Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

I GOT A SPARKLY NICHOLAS CAGE

GUYS SO YOU GO TO YOUR PAGE OR BLOG AND THEN CLICK ON THE EGG LIKE IT US A PHOTO

i can’t believe i’m really gonna fall for this, am i?

I TAKE IT BACK I GOT NICK CAGE

I am suspicious.

hmm

WHAT THE FUCK NICK CAGE

Your new Pokémon team is all the Pokémon you currently have plushies of

Who’s in your lineup? Mine is literally just a single meowth

Three pikachu, a togedemaru, eevee, meowth, and alolan meowth

my team is well over 50 strong....

koffing, weezing, gengar (2), croagunk, raichu, ditto

two mimikyu, duskull, pumpkaboo, popplio

a singular ditto

fIRMLY G'WASP IT

𝓡𝓡𝓡𝓡𝓡𝓡𝓡𝓡𝓡𝓪𝓭𝓪𝓯𝓲𝓼𝓯𝓲𝓼𝓯𝓫𝓼𝓫𝓼𝓲𝓿𝓯𝓿  baby

tiktoks when u turn the sound off be like

“At the start of each day, our CEO will make an island wide broadcast to all residences”

God I wish there was a wasteland I could banish people to.

Banish them to boku no pico

everyone reblog and tag ur top three fruits i want to know

no you don’t

finna tell my kids this was fullmetal alchemist