keeley checking out the window once she kicked roy and jamie out of her house
Our beautiful home
after a long day of doing laundry for the entire neighborhood, i walk into my kitchen and cook an amazing gourmet feast, which i then eat entirely while crouched in the corner set aside for dining. afterwards, i tuck my son into solitary confinement before making the long trek down the master bedroom hallway to bed, where i settle in with my wife who just finished bathing in our second bathroom's indoor swimming pool
Data is the supportive friend everyone needs.
“I’m gonna text my ex.” Data:
I love being bald and not having hair
The ukrainian singer tina karol will perform in the final.
The last time she set foot on eurovision stage, finland won.
In the same year, a returning winner was representing sweden and was number one in the odds and predicted to win.
There is no way around it folks, käärijä sweep is coming, like to charge reblog to cast
Throwback Thursday: It was 5 years ago when we were celebrating award season for The Shape Of Water, and I got to live my dream of being in an old musical dance number (dressed as an Amphibian Man, of course) with the amazing Sally Hawkins.
if a terf even looks at this they will die in seven days just to clarify
one time this nondescript guy came into my dunkin donuts and ordered a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot, and for some reason that peculiar order stuck with me so much that when, seven months later, i saw him in the parking lot walking towards the door, i quickly made a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot. he ordered it and i was already holding it.
i would describe his demeanor that second time as “incredulous”
beercheesecasserole
What the fuck who drinks that
it’s such a perfectly bonkers order because like, most unusual orders are maximalist and sugary but this one just combines the most basic drink with the most incongruous little add-on. it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him
never enough time in the day to do fuck all
there's always time in the night to do fuck all
but watch out
"Normalize being a jaunty little frilly boy" sticker on the cash machine at the bar
i ask because growing up i always thought i had a normal amount of cousins but now everyone always tells me i have a lot so i wanna see whats average
also i included that last option because its probably what fits best for me personally but for reference i think the amount of cousins i have is somewhere in the early 20s