Lawyer: How would you like to handle the custody agreement?
Parent: I want my wife to take one of my infant daughters to the UK and I’ll take the other one and we will never see each other again.
Lawyer: You want to fucking what?
harleyismyhero-deactivated20190
remember when people were saying Pink was evil or some shit because she faked her own death to get away from the other diamonds
you know I already thought her actions were understandable if a bit misguided but you know what the more I see of White the more I think she 100% did the right thing
I thought this was about Pink the singer for a second and wanted to know how I missed the fact that she faked her own death.
And why she was trying to escape Marina and the rest of the diamonds…
Okay so apparently my experiences are not universal
Pls reblog I wanna know if remembering your first fanfic is common or not
Since, in true Celtic fashion, I’m gonna start saying “it’s too hot” today, here’s the perfect poll…
Reblog & put your answers in the tags because I’m curious and need to know I’m not suffering alone
spoil-mynight-deactivated201909
Anonymous asked:
Favorite high school memory?
Just looked at my history page on ao3 and I have 588 pages of history lmao
alright ladies theydies and gents let’s play a game called reblog this with the number of pages your ao3 history has in the tags so i know whether I need 2 seek help:-)
….how do I only have 212?
Digimon doodles!!! Been watching this for the first time since I was like 6 years old. I’m full of emotions that I can only express drawing lmao, I don’t know why I never rewatched this since it’s MY CHILDHOOD and very close to my heart?????
Ginzatoushi to Kuro no Yousei | Ep 8 | Shall. I want you to stay with me. From now on, too.
There is no way that any guy leaves you for Yuri. Seriously, shes not even pretty. And her nose is a little…not little. Girls like Yuri are overcompensating. But you? You’re gorgeous and smart.
XO, KITTY (2023) – 1.06: BYOB
Sugar Apple Fairy Tale Collector’s Edition 3 (light novel)
