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Interview with the Vampire | 1x06 “Like Angels Put in Hell by God”
what your favorite Tolkien ship says about you
Sam/Frodo - looking back on your childhood, you can pinpoint Lord of the Rings as the beginning of your crippling addiction to soft gay cottagecore
Aragorn/Legolas - you still have that poster of Orlando Bloom from a tiger beat magazine that you taped to your bedroom wall when you were 10
Legolas/Gimli - you are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of height differences
Aragorn/Boromir - you are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of dying tragically, like if you cry every time
Aragorn/Arwen - your ideal date involves being carried off into the sunset by a buff man who drinks nothing but respect women juice
Eowyn/Faramir - you spend your days panhandling outside Peter Jackson’s house for footage of the deleted wedding scene
Eowyn/Merry - you saw Eowyn stabbing the witch king and you were like, “god I wish that were me”
Arwen/Eowyn - your ideal relationship dynamic is just girls being friends, gals being pals
Elrond/Celebrian - you just want good things for Elrond, and really, who wouldn’t?
Galadriel/Celeborn - you were thrilled when “Barbie is everything, he’s just Ken” became the hot new meme
Sam/Rosie - you are heterosexual
Galadriel/Sauron - you are extremely heterosexual
Bilbo/Thorin - you have written at least one fix-it fic where Thorin and Bilbo raise baby Frodo together
Thranduil/Bard - you’re just here for the dilfs
Thranduil/Thorin - your ideal relationship dynamic is that one meme that’s like “fuck you” “fuck me yourself, you coward”
Melkor/Sauron - your addiction to edgy boys got so bad that one day you were like “hey you know what’s better than one edgy boy? two edgy boys”
Maedhros/Fingon - you have a thirty page google doc citing HoME quotes that you incest—I mean insist—are proof that Maedhros and Fingon are Gil-galad’s true parents
Fëanor/Nerdanel - you have gotten into at least three heated internet arguments with people who think Fëanor is a fascist
Celebrimbor/Annatar - your ideal date involves getting pinned up against the wall by your sworn enemy as they place the tip of their sword just underneath your chin and then use it to tilt your head up a little
Celebrimbor/Narvi - half of you are coming here from shipping gimleaf, half of you just want Annatar to get eiffel towered
Túrin/Beleg - you are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of the “I’ll cut your throat” “you’re beautiful” scene from Princess Mononoke
Haleth/Caranthir - you’re always a slut for MEN! GETTING! PEGGED!
Glorfindel/Ecthelion - your ideal relationship dynamic is verified himbo, certified morosexual
Maglor/Daeron - you are a film believer in the inherent eroticism of dramatic breakup songs
Beren/Lúthien - you are J. R. R. Tolkien
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Palazzina di Caccia, Chignolo Po Castle, Chignolo Po PV, Italy
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Reverse painted locket with Hope, c. 1860
This remarkable medallion shows a sepia-toned personification of hope painted on the reverse, leaning against a plinth on the water’s edge. Next to her, an anchor. A watercolour painting of a ship sailing out to sea is inside the medallion.
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