I hate you (via rabbit-saurus)
Yknow what rhymes with jay? Gay.
Yknow what rhymes with carlos? Idk but hes gay too
Point is im already jaylos trash
It's jarlos
The Signs Texting
- Starts a conversation then never replies: Sagittarius, Libra
- Takes like 5 years to text back: Capricorn, Aries, Aquarius
- Reads your message but forgets to reply: Taurus, Pisces, Cancer, Leo
- Starts a conversation and tries to make it last: Virgo, Gemini, Scorpio
Do you ship Carlos and Jay?! I roleplay Jay on Instagram because I suck at working tumblr
Hello. Unfortunately I don’t have insta! :( sorry :’(
Tbh, I actually don't know how to work tumblr so if I do something wrong, I apologize. And, I roleplay Jay on Instagram. You seem like you roleplay a good Jay on tumblr (from what I was able to read)
my boyfriend and I have never met. we haven't even skype. I have seen pictures of him and only heard his voice once. he was ways scared to expose himself to me because he always thought I was gonna hate him for who he was. my boyfriend is a huge pervert and sick minded, no filter kinda dude. I never thought I would have fallen for someone like him. My heart means everything to him. Right now, I don't get to hear anything from him till 2017 which sucks because of military 😭
How to seduce your long distance girlfriend:
1. Call her on Skype while you’re in the bath with candles lit.
2. Get distracted by your bubbles. Play with your bubbles.
3. Remember your girlfriend is watching and try to be sexy again.
4. Get anxiety about a candle falling over because all these bubbles sure are making this slippery.
5. Blow out all your candles. Now it’s too dark for your girlfriend to see you in the dark.
6. Turn on a light and try to be sexy again.
7. Hear your neighbors through your paper-thin apartment walls and get anxious about if they can hear me.
8. Get out of your bath, apologize to your girlfriend, and go back to watching Harry Potter.
Attention Long Distance Lovers!
I just wanted to mention that there’s this website, rabb.it, in which you can video chat with someone while syncing a movie, tv show, videos etc. via Youtube, Netflix, Hulu etc.
The fiance and I tried it out for the first time today because he’d just gotten out of wisdom tooth surgery so he couldn’t talk much and we both wanted to watch last nights episode of The Walking Dead so it was PERFECT. Being that we love watching tv shows/movies, I’m so happy to have come across a website providing a way to do it with a long distance SO. I know it can be hard to find ways to do things together when you and a loved one are apart, so I hope this post is useful to some of you!
xx
Now THAT’S how you make a waterside.
The Thrillseekers | Find You | Voodoo Fridays
I finally finished my “Open When” letters and mini packages for my fiance who’s currently overseas! Between work and college it took me a little over a month to get them all put together, but I’m so happy I finally got them done–I ended up with quite a few, and I really think he’s going to be surprised and happy when he gets them!


