Love how it phrased it as alive people being a vulnerable group

vulnerable to murder

whenever i start thinking this pops up in the lower right-hand corner of my vision

talks to a girl and is immediately hit with an 105 degree fever nausea chills etc has to lie in bed all day wiping sweat off my forehead with a silk handkerchief and writing about my illness in my diary like a malnourished victorian man

honey that’s not the girl that’s your moderna booster

i forgot i was autistic and ate whipped cream

lactose intolerant. i meant lactose intolerant.

if light just said he was gay and swapped out the porno mags for GAY porno mags he would have gotten away with everything, i believe that with my entire being

“why does he have so much to hide” gay, next question. “why does he act so strange around L sometimes” gay, next question. “why is he so perfect and meticulous” gay, next question.

this is so fucking funny

imagine getting banished from your homeland for running a con and when you go to get a prophecy about what to do next the priestess is like

Help really wish i could send this to my dog he'd be like "Lmfaooo me"

mods are asleep. Post kermie sippie milk.

that’s not milk!!!!!!!

kermie sippie powdered milk

oh thank god

NO NO NO NO I DONT WANT JANGLES THE MOON MONKEY AS A FOLLOWER OH GOD

this is, no exaggeration, the scariest thing ive seen in my fucking life

THIS JUST GOT 100x WORSE

so this is an older mod but as soon as I saw this on my dash I immediately ran to install it and OH DEAR GOD

I figured you were supposed to go to the playground in Concord to find Jangles? but no: Jangles comes to find you, wherever you are. You just sort of randomly turn around and there’s Jangles, idling behind you like a monkey-shaped harbinger of the apocalypse.

You can’t command Jangles, but you can reverse pickpocket weapons and ammo into Jangles’ inventory. This makes Jangles mad. Then Jangles will try to punch you to death.

this is hands down the most terrifying thing that has ever happened to me in Fallout

if you kill Jangles–and Jangles is leveled to you! this is not an easy fight!–IF you manage to kill Jangles, you can loot a Jangles Outfit from the corpse.

and then YOU can become Jangles and haunt everyone’s nightmares forever

Monkey see

Monkey do

Shoot the monkey

Now monkey is YOU

The Santa Claus

He has no commands

Can’t be dismissed

Th-th-th-this ape

Is fucking pissed

do you think

It's them, the Five Guys

very beautiful. very powerful.

happy new year! i'm pretty sure both tags and search are broken because all the 'most recent' posts are from yesterday afternoon

wait holy shit all the tags stopped working at exactly 12am UTC (the primary time standard by which the world regulates clocks and time)

Tumblr dying to the y2k bug is not what i expected for my bingo card but i will take it

The YYMMDDHHMM representation (2201010001) is greater than a 32 bit signed integer (2147483647) so things using the latter for timestamping are down (Mostly Microsoft emails from what I've seen). Y2K22, apparently

Y2K.....

she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge

so, here's the thing. tumblr/apple can ban as many words as they want and it will never achieve their goal of "cleaning up" this site because this wretched nonsense poetry is somehow now the single dirtiest thing I have ever read in my life and honestly thank god.

sorry

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cousin it..... girl yes

She mocked up everything been pressed by hydraulic compressor