I’ve decided that all bats fall somewhere on this horrid little graph I’ve devised. Here are some prime examples of the various Creature Varieties found in nature.

Men! Get your ears pierced! That’s an order

Men! Don’t get it done at Claire’s or anywhere that uses a piercing gun! Go to a professional tattoo and piercing parlor! That’s an order!

Y'all're free to get your ears pierced if you like, but I have long maintained the secret to a long life is to avoid having pieces of steel driven through your body.

You are absolutely incorrect. The secret to a long life is being penetrated as many times as possible

We love people with low and no empathy here!

dear lord...

Riddler’s Starbucks order be like

Both but he doesn’t actually like the taste. It just sounds like a good combo until he actually has to drink it

people with personality disorders are treated like garbage and we don't deserve it. most clinicians don't even know enough about personality disorders to know beyond borderline and narcissistic PDs, and even then, they have a very skewed and ableist view of both of those conditions. it's not your fault and you're not faking your condition if your clinician literally just does not know about your condition- it means they haven't done their research and need to, immediately.

if you have a personality disorder, i have nothing but respect for you. you have to fight tooth and nail to be seen, treated, and heard, and to be treated like a person, in medical settings, and personal ones.

GOD MADE TRANS PEOPLE FOR THE SAME REASON HE MADE GRAPES BUT NOT WINE WHO ARE WE TO DENY THIS DIVINE ALCHEMY OF THE SELF?

daniel lavery, “something that may shock and discredit you”

"does it have to be queer"

yes, next question, unless the next question is "why", in which case I am pulling the lever

Could it be more queer?

(To my personal assistant) Increase the sea salted wolverine’s budget

when someone makes a post about befriending or being kind to weird scary creatures or mythical beasts and someone comments on it like ‘wow you’d totally die’… does it feel good to reinforce the ancient barriers of monstrosity? do you enjoy snarkily commenting on the concept of rewriting a myth from pain to kindness. do you want nobody to have a monster to hang out with. you sad asshole

god gave you scales,

my dear friend, god made me a monster too,

what could be better, hand and claw, than me and you?

A very famous moth, the African death's head hawkmoth :) Named after the skull shape on their back, though honestly i dont care about the skull, i care about the fact that they can SQUEEK!!!

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

Black witch moths by Scot Stewart

A spell called “Literally Fucking Nothing” that uses all your spell slots and does literally nothing

Chronic fatigue.

Chronic fatigue

Chronic fatigue

hellraiser (2022) dir. david bruckner

Her beauty was a plague that infected my heart. I'd die gladly for one night with her tearing me apart.

Dress/jacket by @the-gloomth

*gives you a foxglove* *gives you a nightshade* *gives you a devil’s trumpet* *gives you a moonflower* *gives you an oleander* *gives you a lily of the valley* *gives you a hydrangea* *gives you wisteria* *gives you a buttercup* *gives you a daffodil* *gives you an iris* *gives you elder berries* *gives you a

please slow down I can only eat so fast

you've heard of ghosts as repetitions of memory now get ready for ghosts as the absence of memory

Joan Tierney, 'Free-Range Angel Produce' / the Mountain Goats, 'Riches and Wonders' / Mark Strand, 'Keeping Things Whole' / Mark Z. Danielewski, 'House of Leaves' / Rosario Castellanos, ‘Memorandum on Tlatelolco’ tr. Maureen Ahern

Dennis James Sweeney, ‘Ghost/Home: A Beginner's Guide to Being Haunted’

The Crow (1994)