I know next to nothing about Witcher but this is still objectively hilarious

Exactly the reason I reblogged it too.

zuko got a redemption arc because he worked food service. dealing with Customers changed that bastard.

i fucking hate this website. all it does is recommend the pregnant clippy fan art to me. i want to burn this site to the ground.

LEAVE ME ALONE

omg Bella Swan look out behind you the car is skidding oh no she has airpods in she can’t hear us oh god oh fuck

Our beautiful son.

Once again, The Onion is not even in the general vicinity of fucking around

the white guy is killin me

“hmm..yes..ho….mhm”

*looks nervously at obama* “h….ho………”

white friend: hey look at this new guy i’m talking to!! :) isn’t he cute??? 

me: ……………… yes! I, am so happy for you.

The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

i never understood how we’ve reinvented heiroglyphics until now

zombiesusingtheinternets:

Don't👏Watch👏Phantom👏Of👏The👏Opera👏If👏You👏Aren't👏Ugly👏And👏Live👏In👏The👏Basement

God they are ruining my childhood

someone: ahaha zoning out much? anyone home??? haha

me, dissociating: What

which beyonce are you today???