🔮Psychic: *reads my mind…* Me: *hears only bong rips* 🔮Psychic: Yoooo where the weed at

I’m the psychic

is Jay Z the new Mr. Krabs?

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with

 #empty chairs at empty tables

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with

oh god NO

oh god YES

Imagine your cousin sitting there wondering what he has in common with these people

what

what

what

It’s about that time kids we’re going to party and there’s no bullshit about this, we’ve got lotsa medical marijuana legally in this tray. look at those cards. watch the video and roll up a fatty to celebrate with us

Favorite writing trope

Adding “as you do” after describing something that nobody does.

“So he went to hell to pick up his dead wife’s soul, as you do.”

“So she climbed up the tower with her robot hands, as you do.”

people talking about “forced diversity” like characters being PoC or LGBT or disabled “for no reason” like

are people in real life PoC or LGBT or disabled for a reason

do these critics run up to people on the street like WHY ARE YOU BLACK

Fucking yesss

Waterfalls and raws 😎

Florida dreaming

aries: *basic human trait* taurus: *basic human trait* gemini: *basic human trait* cancer: *basic human trait* leo: *basic human trait* virgo: *basic human trait* libra: *basic human trait* scorpio: *basic human trait* sagittarius: *basic human trait* capricorn: *basic human trait* aquarius: *basic human trait* pisces: *basic human trait*

me as hell

me except I never stop myself

ME