the twins back in high school

Josh: I'm getting us fake ids

Jake: to drink?

Josh: to vote.

End me

user kiszkapilled has now entered psychosis

little baby

Danny: Tell me your wildest fantasy.

Sam: I’m on Wheel of Fortune and I spin it so hard it lights on fire.

Danny: I meant like—

Sam: Everyone claps.

Sam: Jake said to me “cheer up, buttercup” and I’ve been mad at him for approximately 4 hours.

Sam: One, because my name is Samuel, and two, because even if I were a Powerpuff girl, I’d be Blossom and he knows it.

Sam: If anything HE’S Buttercup.

basses are a sexual instrument. whoever joins a band as a bassist knows exactly what hes doing

I’m way too high and can’t stop staring at this pic help me

he’s a greek god

Josh and Jake were created as twins for the sole purpose of understanding each other’s nonsense because no one else can

Every time I see this I get absolutely lost in it. They’re twinning hard af right here...in their own little world

This video makes me so happy and they’re totally doing some variation of the twin talk thing Karen talked about

I really love the woman that I am. I really admire her intellect, her courage, her fear, her taste, her physicality, her distinctions, her desires.

Josh: You challenged me 6 times to fight since we started talking

Jake: *rolling up sleeves* Make it 7, bitch

Sam: *pulls back curtain while Danny is showering*

Sam: Are we — stop screaming, it's me — are we out of tequila?

*In court*

Sam: *Whispers to lawyer*

Lawyer: This has nothing to do with the case

Sam: Just ask

Lawyer: *Sighs and looks at the judge* do you think he's cute be honest

Jake: *full body shiver in ADHD*

Danny: what the fuck was that?

Jake: I just remembered I have bones

Josh: *full body shiver in ADHD*