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I Find Myself To Be Very Enthusastic

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Please ask me about my Red Dead OC.
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[image id: a four-page comic. it is titled “immortality” after the poem by clare harner (more popularly known as “do not stand at my grave and weep”). the first page shows paleontologists digging up fossils at a dig. it reads, “do not stand at my grave and weep. i am not there. i do not sleep.” page two features several prehistoric creatures living in the wild. not featured but notable, each have modern descendants: horses, cetaceans, horsetail plants, and crocodilians. it reads, “i am a thousand winds that blow. i am the diamond glints on snow. i am the sunlight on ripened grain. i am the gentle autumn rain.” the third page shows archaeopteryx in the treetops and the skies, then a modern museum-goer reading the placard on a fossil display. it reads, “when you awaken in the morning’s hush, i am the swift uplifting rush, of quiet birds in circled flight. i am the soft stars that shine at night. do not stand at my grave and cry.” the fourth page shows a chicken in a field. it reads, “i am not there. i did not die” / end id]

a comic i made in about 15 hours for my school’s comic anthology. the theme was “evolution”

Hilda by Duane Bryers

More Hilda!!

in this family we love and support Hilda.

Yes! Hilda!

What i love about this artist’s depictions of women is even the sexualized ones the woman is always genuinely happy and enjoying herself. Frolicking or making funny faces, she’s living her life and looking sexy while doing it, not sitting in a sexual pose for the audience’s view.

I always forget about Hilda and am so pleased when she randomly shows up on my dash. Always makes my day

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

how women actually are

OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD

mother fuckin macys sale

Her name is Doris. Here’s the artist. And here’s more Doris:

I have a physical need to reblog this every time.

If I ever fail to reblog this, please assume I’m dead and act accordingly.

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Who is that white specter who greets me with hollow black eyes and toothy grin? Do not fear dear wanderer, those sharp teeth tear only roots, and those dark eyes see only shadows. The dorra is not concerned with the living.

Ghost Dorra Room Guardian

Available this Sunday Nov 13 at 12 pm EST in my shop!

See how it’s made on my Patreon.

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The progression of MatPat’s youtube channels:

Early Game Theory: let’s learn science and math but with video games!

Film theory / modern game theory: thinking too hard about the LORE of pop culture icons!

GT Live: let’s chill and play some games together!

Food theory and style theory: THESE INDUSTRIES ARE LYING TO YOU ABOUT YOUR OWN HEALTH AND THE FDA LETS THEM DO IT. YOU HAVE TO THINK. STOP LETTING YOURSELF BE PROGRAMMED BY ADVERTISERS. YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP!!!

OH MY GOD.

“I was 14, I didn’t know what I was doing.”

whaT THE FUCK

The classic trick for starting a same-age fake identity was to go to a local cemetery and look at the small-headstone kids’ graves until you find someone born around the same year as you so you fit the age and then go get their birth certificate, because building out the identity from there will use that but not like, any affadavit that there’s never been a death certificate for that person.

This was in a world of thinner-documented lives, probably more obstacles in a digital era.

What must it be like to be on a server with Doc? Every time he posts in the Hermitcraft Discord server must be absolutely insane.

  • Is anyone available to help me kill 3 wardens that got loose on the nether roof? Sorry actually it might be more like 20
  • Hey if it's not too much trouble, could no one log on for the next 30 minutes? I'm trying to transport an ender dragon I pulled into the overworld and loading chunks could mess it up
  • Anyone want to play a children's card game? I outsourced my deck building to a think tank made of hundreds of people and I want to absolutely destroy someone in a match
  • Does someone know a good rap artist to collab with? I want to make an anthem for the nation I founded in my massive hole of a base and Snoop Dog never got back to me
  • So we're not having a team meeting, just an informal brainstorming session? Cool, can I invite Christopher Paolini? Yeah the guy who wrote the Eragon books
  • If you see any ghasts flying over spawn town, I released like 30 of them as a prank. There should be like 2 left so don't kill them, they're an endangered species
  • I left that shulker at spawn FOR A REASON. Whoever took it, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M CAPABLE OF. RETURN IT OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES
  • Just a heads up guys, I'm inviting some Mojang devs on to the server so I can show them the cannon I made that can shoot an arrow through 3000 solid blocks in one tick and immediately destroys a full set of netherite armor
  • Grian was annoying me so I built a cannon that shoots charged creepers at his base with startling accuracy. Then he used it for his own gain so I build a goat mech that poops explosives to guard my base. What do you mean that's not how normal people handle disputes? He's clearly the unhinged one!
  • Be careful going into my base, I have a pet warden at the bottom of the perimeter. No, a PET. Yes it's there on purpose, his name is King
  • No one touch the chunk loader at spawn, I'm using it to transport items thousands of blocks instantly. No, of course it's not an intended feature but I still managed to pull it off in vanilla, didn't I?
  • How did the world eater go? Well I needed to use 3 minecraft accounts so it would run properly and at one point it was disrupted by solar flares, which I think might have been God trying to strike me down for my hubris. But other than that, yeah it went well!

Please note that these examples are ONLY FROM SEASON 9