REMEMBER:

Everyone’s born with the same butthole!

It’s what you DO with it that counts.

Antique cast iron stove grates (via lostfoundart via present&correct)

Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

You really have lost control of your life.

I may have gone overboard with this

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‘Six Studies of Pillows’ - Albrecht Dürer, 1493, drawing

Oil study by Liza Sivakova

Robert Crumb - Cartoonist [1992]

curious george origin story

Maybe I WANT to be a total skank. Ever think of THAT, mom????

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POV: abba picks you out in a police line-up for pickpocketing all of their wallets at ikea

This is why I’m still on tumblr isn’t it

David and Saul, oil on canvas, 1885

by Julius Kronberg (Swedish, 1850-1921)

Iceland is installing electrical columns in the form of walking iron giants.

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This fixed me

sometimes schmoyoho is a democracy, and the people DEMANDED that Paw-varotti & 24601 finish their climactic note 

YES FINALLY I can Rest In Peace