Hannibal is the funniest show to ever air because Hannibal is supposed to be this quiet, polite, unassuming doctor that nobody would suspect, like when he kills someone in his office in “self defense” and everyone is like “wow...you took him down in a fight? That’s crazy.” But the problem is they cast Mads Mikkelsen who is in fact six feet tall and like 200 pounds and built like a brick house in a well tailored suit so Will Graham is like “he MURDERS people”

and everyone else is like “him?? Hannibal??? How could you say that?” And then it cuts to Hannibal in his fucked up library and his fancy suits with his steel tree trunk arms looking absolutely like THE most menacing human being to have ever walked the earth.

this show exists in an alternate reality where we the viewer have to accept that someone could say “there’s something off about that guy” and then people who have spent their whole lives profiling dangerous murderers sit down in a library with this man

and are like, “I honestly don’t see what you mean”

I saw an idea somewhere to use tic-tac-toe in your campaign as a locking mechanism and I thought that would be a good idea for a simple puzzle at the very start of the game. So I set it up as a locked room that could only be opened by a 3 by 3 grid of tiles on the ground. After they touched a tile, it turned silver, then after that another tile would turn gold. They just had to figure out it was tic-tac-toe and all they had to do to get out was win a game of tic-tac-toe. Easy enough, right? Wrong. This puzzle, which I thought they would figure out was tic-tac-toe after messing around for a couple minutes absolutely bewildered them. Our cleric was convinced that it was an alignment chart but didn’t think his character would have any idea what it was. Our monk tried stepping on each individual tile and do a multitude of different patterns. And our fighter, after failing to knock down the door ended up just sitting down on one of the tiles, much to the annoyance of our monk. It was only after me heavily hinting that it was a game they all would know, they finally put the pieces together.

No plan survives first contact w/ players

Exhibit a

“I wanted to look like, I told my stylist, I was like, ‘Let’s just go for a Nashville country singer that’s on his way to Miami in a [Chevrolet Bel Air], and then became a hit-man for the mob and lives in Little Cuba. We came up with this f—ing bitchin’ little outfit that I loved and so it could be that.”

- Chris Pine 

quote, pictures

thats how a drag race queen describes her runway look

Why am i wheezing at this

Keanu Reeves is like that one straight dude in your psychology class that handles you coming out better than literally everyone you know for no understandable reason even though he knows nothing about anything

Victorian Christmas cards were bonkers

The one of santa just straight up kidnapping a child is sending me.

Santa, no!

JUST PRESS PLAY AND UNMUTE THIS YOU WILL THANK ME

X

HHHHHHHHHFUCK I WAS NOT PREPARED

translation from turkish the guy: are you hungry? are you really hungry? didn’t they feed you in the street? you poor thing. let me give you something then. come. come. do you like spleen? it’s hematinic. (this sentence wasn’t the exact translation but it’s the best i can come up with) like this look. let me give you some spleen. this much. is this enough? get it.

this is so cute. I love the butcher chatting away and the cat responding, him pulling out a package of meat and showing it, just like he’s dealing with any customer. 

one of those posts that makes me happy every time I see it

If you play Among Us, you might have seen that a lot of people are making crewmate merch & selling it. Honestly, if this were a company like Disney, I wouldn't care (except that you could get fined.) But I honestly do not care about stealing from large corps.

However, the devs of Among Us have asked people to not make merch at the current moment, because it's actually hurting their own store. They are a small group of 3 people who make a game that is free to play. Additional add ons are optional.

People, especially small businesses, should not be stealing from other small businesses. There are so many creators right now who are just blocking people who are letting them know, and it's super frustrating, because that puts all of us in a bad spot and normalizes art theft. So if you see anyone selling Among Us merch.. call them out & don't buy from them.

This is a false statement. They are working on their creation terms for fan merch. They are not against it.

None of what I said is untrue. This is their statement:

I even said for the current moment. They have spoken on their individual twitter accounts as well that while they care less about small businesses creating stuff on a small scale, but that it really does need to go on a case-by-case basis. There are a lot of people who are adding flat out copied designs onto print by demand sites such as redbubble, that are not even fan art. They're literally just a crewmates. Or Etsy sellers who are literally just tracing the crewmates & selling them or putting it on t-shirts. This directly competes with their own store.

The creators have flat-out said, no businesses at all should be selling at this moment. They are working out a licensing thing, which I'm going to assume is something that you're going to have to pay for but I'm not really sure.

dude seeing these Mega high quality images of the surface of mars that we now have has me fucked up. Like. Mars is a place. mars is a real actual place where one could hypothetically stand. It is a physical place in the universe. ITS JUST OUT THERE LOOKING LIKE UH IDK A REGULAR OLD DESERT WITH LOTS OF ROCKS BUT ITS A WHOLE OTHER PLANET? 

LIKE THIS JUST LOOKS LIKE IT COULD BE A PERSON’S BACKYARD. LIKE YEA A LITTLE DUSTY MAYBE THERE WAS A SANDSTORM BUT THAT’S COOL I’M JUST GONNA WALK DOWN TO THE STORE P S Y C H YOU’RE ON MARS BICH!

i hate to be rude and intrude on this post but we have decent pictures of the surface Venus too! 

#venus has a low render distance

See also below Saturn’s moon, Titan. Mars has a blue horizon at sunset so it looks even more Earth-like in this image:

Source

Also: Comet 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko

So it’s not quite snowing on Churyumov–Gerasimenko, unfortunately; the white specks are artifacts of cosmic rays impinging on the CCDs in the camera, as well as a rotating starfield in the background (since the comet is spinning). A few specks could be dust. But, holy shit, that’s the surface of a comet. That’s a spot you could in theory cling to for dear life sit down on. The Cliffs of Comet 76p are a place. 

If that isn’t the neatest shit I don’t know what is.

I FUCKING LOVE THIS

PHOTOS OF ACTUAL OTHER GODDAMN PLANETS

The Conjuring (2013), dir. James Wan

I’m dyin’, can you imagine the poor devs at Larian being excited to see what people were making and they get this.

Yikes. This guy looks about as quirky and individualistic as a Ken doll…

customers the same in all universes

this is it. this is the best response i’ve ever received on this post. everyone pack up, go home, we’re done here

customers the same in all universes

this is it. this is the best response i’ve ever received on this post. everyone pack up, go home, we’re done here

being a student right now is so fucking terrible is anyone coping

not coping, just seething with rage

Coping with humor

Since you need to wear masks to keep you and the people around you safe from pandemic, might as well wear the coolest one you can find.

Glow Mask is the only place to get a LED Mask , which features a LED sign that is programmable from your smartphone.

Through your phone, display witty and crafty messages, images or display music bars to the beat of your favourite songs.

Whether you are simply walking down the street, or running errands, or at a party, this masks will turn heads, attract attention and will be a great conversation starter.

GET IT HERE

I am so buying one of these, and if I can figure out how, I will post a video of myself wearing it, displaying the message: “WEAR A FUCKING MASK!!!” while walking around in public.

HOW WASH?!

“Is the mask machine washable?

Yes it is.  First take out the filter and the led display and battery.  It is very easy. The Led Display and Battery have their own clearly defined slot at the front of the mask.”

Nice!

Hey @ericathemad

Well fuck me. It even comes with a PM 2.5 filter!

can you imagine how useful this must be to deaf people!

Rewatching Amazing Spider Man, there really needs to be more moments in these movies where Spider Man just beats up the NYPD.

halloween time 🎃