parker

you’re adorable fuck me against a wall

bisexual culture is being very specific with the men you’re interested but having absolutely no type when it comes to girls because they’re all so beautiful

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

@seamvs

you might like getting choked but sea turtles don’t so keep your FUCKIN plastic out of the ocean.

Date a girl who… you don’t remember when you started dating her anymore. Or why. Only that when she speaks, any doubt in your head of your love for her disappears. And not in “you constantly remind me how beautiful you are and how much I love you” kind of way. In a “something about your voice is forcibly pushing the rational thoughts out of my head. It’s supernatural. I’m not joking. I can’t think straight anymore. Every word you speak lifts me up and away from reality and I love it so much but sometimes I wish I didn’t. I thought I’d start believing in magic when I fell in love, but I never did. I started believing in magic, actual magic, when you said “Hello” and for a split second it was as if I could see the blinders descending beside my eyes. The room isn’t spinning so much anymore, but now I’m only reminded of where I am, and who you are, and how much— oh, you’re back. I missed you. Oh, yeah, I was just writing something. Little piece of fiction. Funny, I can’t remember what it was about. Doesn’t matter.” kind of way.

Date a girl who you cannot help but date.

If we date, you gotta kiss me every 2 minutes

I learned the word “cum” from reading stephen king books, but he spelled it “come” like a good repressed new england boy so i always thought that’s how it was spelled + still prefer that spelling. Also now whenever i have an orgasm i think of stephen king

Date a girl who never really knows what’s going on but is enthusiastic anyway, because she’s with you

be gentle with my heart. it’s all yours.

date the girl reading this