ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat
aphilologicalbatman
this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on
pepperland-timelord
Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer
Everybody sings little songs to their pets about how cute they are but my dog can’t hear shit I just be singing booming dwarven chants right in her face and she’s so happy about it
I forgot that the cat can hear shit
bull fucking shit.
tumblr would never flag osama bin laden tattoo gibby.
That's freddie
Someone on /v/ drew this and I wish I knew who. It always makes me laugh.
the whole time i gave blood the guy could tell i was nervous. so he kept reassuring me and he said my veins were some of the best he'd eve seen and my iron levels were pefect and my blood was flowing at the exact right speed. so. i got a good grade in blood.
also he let me hold the blood bag when i was done.
Last time I tried I got an f on the blood test:(
the blood test comes back negative. for blood.
pathetic, wretched, pitiable joltiks
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