i’ll hit you with that “it’s cool nvm” so quick.

Ive been counting down the days until I could reblog this

Happy Orgasm Day! I wish you a satisfying day!

If orgasms are a thing you enjoy, may your day be productive 😉

why is every song from phineas and ferb a banger.. how is that possible

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Please watch Brooklyn Nine-Nine!

As an aspiring TV writer, please let me tell you about how this making it to air is pure gold.

Confirmed, you only get these jokes after 5 seasons and a lot of pull

Brain: You’re a horrible, worthless, garbage person, and your life is going nowhere but to hell.

Me: I don’t know what the fuck you expect me to do about that at 11PM, my dude.

I hate when there’s a big ass bug in the room and someone’s like “LEAVE IT ALONE!” … why are you defending the bug for??? I don’t know what kind of stroke game this bug got cause you must be fucking it??? is that it??

wanna see me procrastinate until i don’t have enough time to finish my work and then have a mental breakdown? wanna see me do it again?

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Countertransference

Why is this so funny to me

OHHHH MY GOd

I don’t think Maggie Smith is acting in this scene.