me: help somebody please untie me from these train tracks
that stupid ass nerd chipmunk after being reincarnated as my ai generated human son:
yecalacey-deactivated20151104
I haven’t had sex in 4 weeks
unkemptmind
This comment goes. Lol, no idea what this means. But fuck it, right? No? Ok. More cigs plz. But for real, this girl is awesome, so jealous of her multiple men that she’s with. I’d probably like, quit my job tbh
zvyozdochka
What
unkemptmind
Lol. Win. This girl is the best, I’d blow all of my little cash fund to see her, but. Fuck life
Cavemen adorned in white coats & safety goggles working diligently with welding gear and beakers on PROJECT: WHEEL
Cave scientists huddled around a rotating holographic projection of a prototype throwing spear
Wearing full hazmat suits and watching from a bunker 500 meters away as the first berry is picked
Y'know. Can't remember the last time I saw a dickbutt.
wow thats so brave
btw theres like this whole thing of just 9/11 levels on littlebigplanet and the reviews are just filled with kids lying that they were one of the jumpers LOL
hey i hope this isn't a bad time but one billion points lava damage
the mining dwarfer seems to pick his axe at night
girl it's a single sentence
need you to be not so toughies on me.
zkac
okay this is one of the greatest plot twists of american cinema
do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy
it might be difficult to figure out. consult the scriptures
these scriptures just have pictures of dudes kissing and groping each other
Penetration, my liege?
not now my dearest advisor i need to read these scriptures
