sorry for not posting much! they only let me out twice a month

Let you out of what, Miku?

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I'm NOT gonna say it again

SEASONINGS include herbs and spices, along with minerals and chemicals used to season food!!!! Salt, citric acid, and MSG, are all examples of seasonings that are NOT herbs or spices!

HERBS are flavorful leaves. Only. Leaves. Doesn't matter if its dried, fresh, whole, or ground, if it is a leaf, it is an herb

SPICES are flavorful parts of plants that are NOT LEAVES. These include seeds, berries, stems, bark, roots, flowers, buds... NOT LEAVES

THANK YOU

Things are heating up in the cooking fandom.

That's how cooking works

Tumblr culture is not knowing if this is from 2008 or earlier this week.

that post about ‘the patti lupone you know is already dead and gone’ sends me every fucking time. i love that stupid post. it’s so fucking funny.

this is peak humour kadjfk;lasjflka;sjfl

please read this story of a man accidentally discovering his wife is the world's best Tetris player

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“It’s funny,” I told Flewin. “We have an old Nintendo Game Boy floating around the house, and Tetris is the only game we own. My wife will sometimes dig it out to play on airplanes and long car rides. She’s weirdly good at it. She can get 500 or 600 lines, no problem.”

What Flewin said next I will never forget.

“Oh, my!”

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TL;DR on the article

The husband was writing an article on classic video game records, was surprised to find out that holding the Tetris record is a bit of a big deal, and mentions how good his wife is at it.

The guy he’s talking to mentions that the record is 327, way lower than his wifes usual scores of 500-600.

They travel to a tournament, and she goes to do her attempt. Just after she beats 327, and is climbing higher, a judge brings up to the husband that the specific version she’s playing actually has a different record of 545.

She overhears that she needs to beat 500-something, and keeps going, setting the record at 841.

Dinosaurs went from roaming the earth to flying around it and singing.

Bestie forgot about pterodactyls

Yea but pterodactyls weren’t dinosaurs

What were they

They were pterosaurs, which are technically not classified as dinosaurs

>:( damn science classifications ruining my comebacks

Rainbow flag colorpicked from the original 1978 flag <3

this is my favorite of all the rainbow flags because a) the stripes mean things: sex, life, healing, sunlight, nature, magic, harmony, and spirit. Sex (hot pink) and magic (turquoise) were more difficult colors to get which is why the standard flag is six colors, but those are my favorite colors! Both as colors and as meanings!

and b) we know for a stone cold fact that Gilbert Baker meant this flag to be for Everybody In The Family, which has gotten a little lost in the emphasis on individual flags for different identities, to the point where some people are starting to think the six-color rainbow is only for gay men

anyway thank you this was nice to see on a Monday, hello beautiful

Got this all scheduled this up to say happy pride month to y’all officially 😘 I love the history behind the original flag so much.

my mom finally bought a toaster

why did this get notes

we’re happy for you

its just a toaster

it’s been three years since i made this post. stop congratulating me on the toaster! stop asking me how the new toaster is doing!! i don’t know!! i haven’t lived with my mom in almost a year! i haven’t seen that toaster in months!! she might even have a new new toaster now!!! who knows!? not me!

@egberts how’s the toaster?

well the 10 year update to this saga is that I don’t talk to my mom and I have my own toaster 👍 don’t let your dreams be dreams

“You’re not for the streets Pricilla.”

Absolutely

reminding myself there are no truly "bad days", because every single day, someone somewhere in the world has taken a photo of an extremely tiny animal and shown it to someone else, and that's very good actually

look at this absolutely fucking MINISCULE rabbit. i am sharing it with you. i hope it improves your day

(photo credit to frobunnius on twitter)

i took a bunny photo too!!

Mines not a baby but I do have one that routinely comes to my yard because it's overgrown. I caught him in the act lol

Pov I work at a provincial park and we have so many little fellas

exactly

it also doesn't mean "everything is happy and easy between us all the time" or "none of us can have sex with each other"

It literally just means “I love these people” and love looks different for everyone :)

im literally obsessed with my roommates family. they have this tiny ass puppy and you’re never gonna fucking guess what this thing is called

beefcake craig

delightful news everypony

i drew a horse from memory one like and i will reveal my beautiful boy to the world

my son philip he eats pencils and drinks paint

omg i did the same thing w a cow the other day .. i hope its ok that i introduced him maybe they can have a playdate. .?

oh my goodness gracious… yes of course

I think they should frolic together..

the world is so beautiful here

Roman citizen on Tumblr in 79 CE responding to a Celt mocking Roman culture: Ok Persian, don't you know that the Roman Empire has minorities living in it? You are literally oppressing Hebrews when you make fun of our grand republic. The SQPR has some problems, sure, and our culture has dominated the planet at the expense of other cultures, yes, but you can't lightly tease it, that's racist to all of the minorities we have conquered

Yes, my father was a Legionnaire, but he was poor and it was the only way out of poverty. He only had one house slave to his name when he joined the Legion. He also suffered from PTSD after the campaign in Germania and he regrets burning down all of those villages. Really, we citizens of the republic are the true victims of Roman imperialism

just manifesting another weekend!!