"Private submarine carrying several billionaire tourists goes missing while surveying the wreckage of the Titanic."
Well, it had to happen eventually. This is where big-ticket extreme tourism and shooting untrained assholes into space and such was always going to lead – frankly, it's surprising that it took this long for a major incident to crop up.
"One of the missing passengers is the president and CEO of the company that owns and operates the submarine."
Huh. Well, points for putting his money where his mouth is, I guess. I wonder if–
"The missing CEO's name is Stockton Rush."
Oh, bullshit. That's not a real person – that's the name of a guy who builds an inexplicably 1950s-themed underwater theme park and then gets eaten by a shark in a cautionary tale about the perils of libertarianism. That's the name of a guy who carries off an oceanfront real estate scam that somehow ends with Superman fighting a telepathic squid. Fucking "Stockton Rush". Unbelievable.
At this point I'm half-expecting the next article I read is going to reveal one of the other passengers is a self-styled "explorer" who has strong opinions about the continued geopolitical relevance of the British Empire OH WAIT
its so funny that theres adult converts to catholicism its like being sad you missed out on getting polio as a kid so you deliberately infect yourself with polio
if youre in your thirties and want to shake up your life go to clown college instead it';s more respectable and you learn a marketable skill
and clowsn are allowed to do sodomy
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#update: not much after i rb'd this i went to get ice cream and one of the server girls. hooooooly shit#she is sooooo pretty 🥺 and she smiled at me with what seemed not a customer service smile#i came back today too. sitting outside the place rn. guys shes so pretty. and nice#anyways. thanks op it worked for me 👍
The way that you react to this clip is a litmus test for if you’ve ever been autistic in public school or not
For example, HERE is someone who HASN’T been
Okay, for people who may not get it:
What is being shown here is the exact type of bullying that lots of autistic people (and, in general, people who miss social cues) are subjected to in school. ‘Popular girls’ have a tendency to attempt to befriend their autistic peers for the sake of being their circus freak.
Chelsea in this clip is constantly invading Ruby’s personal space, grabbing at her, and is never not talking down to her. She doesn’t rebuke Ruby’s self-deprecating beliefs (instead opting for a “yeah, you ARE a freak BUT…” approach). Chelsea is literally manipulating Ruby into ditching school in this clip, and we KNOW, based off of other trailers, that she has bad intentions.
Chelsea is a bully pretending to be a friend, and Ruby can’t read her well enough to grasp that Chelsea is treating her like a weird little pet more than a peer. And autistic people who grew up facing this exact type of bullying can see it from a mile away.
#oh yeah she seemed SUS#but a part of me still was like 'hmm but maybe she does have good intentions...'#to be fair i havent seen the trailers etc#tbf irl i did spot behaviours like this tho#the kinda 'too good to be true' stuff. like when they go 'xy is in love with you and wants to go on a date!'#and i had to be like 'yeah sure 🙄 stop joking' while kinda wanting/hoping it to be true but not allowing myself to believe#no matter how hard they insisted#and in the end it WAS always a joke/prank. and it did irrepairable damage to my self esteem 👍#(well im hoping that it wont be irrepairable forever but rn it is)
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Every piece of new info that comes out about this movie is more and more unhinged
“Why are you so upset about adult content bans? You don’t even post that stuff. can’t you just look at porn somewhere else?”
Well, you see, I have this small problem where my very existence is considered adult content by a small but very powerful group of people and I actually rather enjoy being able to exist in public without restriction so uhhhh put that in your bong and smoke it kiddo.
Extremely good point
Hot reminder that you can just be trans. It's fine. You don't need extreme dysphoria or anything.
I started transitioning because I didn't vibe with being a guy. That's it. I'm just happier as a girl.
Can we please make the deep sea the next cool desirable “final frontier” pretty please. I want Elon Musk to design a horrible Tesla Brand submarine and go down to map the Mariana’s Trench for commercial development and watch it crumple like a tin can the second it reaches 200 meters
DONT FORGET that coffee and alcohol are BEST FRIENDS with water! They love water so much and miss her when she’s not around! Please don’t put them in your tummy without her or they will be SO SAD.
She is the It Girl of your stomach. The true life of the party. Nobody will have a good time if she’s not there. Energy Drinks and Soda will maybe liven things up but it’s just not the same.
They're idiots, your honor
and nobody point out the state of Wolfwood by the time Vash has black hair
wait a second -
MOBY BARBIE??? IN MY BARBIE MOVIE????
the cowards wouldnt say Barbie Dick