You don't understand, I'm ✨ obsessed ✨ with the japanese marketing for RE8
If one of the daedric princes had to be your lawyer who would you choose?
Ok instead of answering the question, because im an asshole, i will tell you what can and will go wrong in every scenario.
Sheogorath: why he is the most voted? I get it, he is great in Oblivion and i love him too but as a lawyer?! He is going to apoear like a fool and fucked up your case or use his powers and LITERALLY FUCK UP your case. You are either way done for.
Mephala: She is going to manipulate the hell out of everything, probably already has photos of the judge being funny with his secretary. Cool choice if you want towin and dont care how. BUT, she is going to use this to manipulate you too. (A similar case can be said about Molag and Claviculus but worse. Expect to pay your soul or your first born for their services.)
Dagon, Boethiah, Malacath, Hircine: they would honestly try to help you the best way they know. Sadly the best way they know is with sword and axes so, yea, you will be free but charged with even more shit.
Azura: the "Mephala but good". She will manipulate the hell out of everyone for your sake. Thats is if you had been a good boy and respect Dunmer mommy. If not, she will bring proof, real or not, that you are guilty. Even as your lawyer.
Vaermina, Peryte, Namira: they dont know shit about laws, and they probably dont try the "Boethiah way". They would fuck up the life of your court rival, the judge and everyone in the jury though.
Meridia: Meridia is good girl. She would make puppy eyes until even your accuser claim you are innocent. Thats if you are actually innocent. If not, she probably wouldnt help you.
Mora: Oh you are out. He know everything you did, but he is ok with that. He also know how to win the case and how to scape prision if things go south.
Jyggalag: im surprised the minimun amount of people that named him. I mean, guys, i know you love X or Y but COME ON. HE IS THE DAEDRIC PRINCE OF ORDER. Same as Meridia but faaar better defending you.
My girlfriend repainted a picture of her Quinceañera (we are from Argentina) of her and me dancing as Felix Walken and Chane Laforet from baccano. She knows it is my favorite anime. I love her.
List of Elemental Abilities
Air/Wind
- Aerokinesis -manipulate the air, wind, and gas.
- Aeroportation - teleport using air/wind currents.
- Air Mimicry - transform into a cloud of gas, fog, or mist.
- Atmokinesis - manipulate the weather by mixing water, fire, earth, air, and lightning/electricity.
- Deoxygenation - suck up all the oxygen from a place.
- Lung Adaptation - breath anywhere
- Wind Generation - create blasts of air.
- Divine Winds Manipulation - create and control heavenly winds.
- Dark Wind Manipulation - create and control eerie winds.
Earth
- Geokinesis - control, manipulate, and reshape the earth at will.
- Atmokinesis - control and manipulate the weather by mixing water, fire, earth, air, and lightning/electricity.
- Crystallokinesis - manipulate minerals and crystals.
- Ferrokinesis… manipulate metal at will.
- Fraxikinesis - manipulate burnt matter.
- Geo-Thermokinesis - manipulate, control, and create lava, magma and volcanoes.
- Golem Creation - make golems out of inanimate materials like rocks, wood, plants, magma, etc.
- Granulation… can turn things into sand.
- Halokinesis - control and manipulate salt.
- Hyalokinesis - control and manipulate glass.
- Koniokinesis - manipulate and control dust particles.
- Plassikinesis - manipulate and control all forms of plastic.
- Psammokinesis - can control and manipulate sand.
- Terrakinesis - control, manipulate and alter/reshape the surrounding terrain and landscape at will.
- Terraportation - teleport via the earth and earth-based materials.
- Sacred Earth Manipulation - Create, manipulate, control, reshape divine earth minerals.
- Black Earth Manipulation - Create, manipulate and control tainted and evil earth minerals.
Fire
- Pyrokinesis - create, control and manipulate fire, flame and heat.
- Atmokinesis - control and manipulate the weather by mixing water, fire, earth, air, and lightning/electricity.
- Fire Breath - breathe out flames.
- Geo-Thermokinesis - manipulate lava, magma and volcanoes.
- Heliokinesis - manipulate and control the sun and sunlight.
- Hell-Fire Manipulation - Generate and control flames of hell.
- Holy Fire Manipulation - Generate and control flames of Heaven.
- Inflammation - burn things.
- Melting - heat molecules to melt things.
- Plasmakinesis - can control plasma.
- Pyrotechnics - create fireworks.
- Self-Detonation - explode self and reform.
- Thermokinesis - create, control and manipulate heat.
Water
- Hydrokinesis - manipulate and control liquid water and mold it into any desired shape or form.
- Aquatic Adaptation - adapted to underwater living.
- Aquatic Respiration - breathe underwater.
- Atmokinesis- control and manipulate the various aspects of the weather by mixing water, fire, earth, air, and lightning/electricity.
- Dehydration - absorb water.
- Hydroportation - teleport across short or long distances through liquid water.
- Water Mimicry - turn into liquid water.
- Holy Water Manipulation - create, manipulate and control graceful waters.
- Dark Water Manipulation - create, manipulate and control evil and dangerous waters.
Darkness
- Umbrakinesis - can manipulate and control darkness or shadows.
- Animated Shadow - Animate one’s shadow.
- Light Absorption - block out light in an area.
- Night Vision - see in the dark.
- Sacred Darkness - create holy darkness.
- Shadow Camouflage - be unseen in shadows.
- Shadow Mimicry - become a shadow.
- Umbrageous Teleportation - teleport via the shadows and darkness.
Electricity/Lightning
- Quintessence Force -Can generate whitish-blue lightning that also contains pure life energy.
- Electrokinesis - control, generate or absorb electric fields and shoot lightning bolts.
- Activation & Deactivation - turn stuff on and off.
- Positron Manipulation - control positrons, the antimatter counterpart to electrons.
- Electrical Absorption - absorb electricity.
- Electric Mimicry -transform entire body into a lightning-like being of pure electrical energy
- Electrical Transportation - teleport with lightning.
- Divine Lightning Manipulation - create and control the brightest lightning.
- Black Lightning Manipulation - create and control the darkest lightning.
Energy
- Dynamokinesis - manipulate existing energy.
- Energy Blast - create blasts of energy.
- Energy Emission - release energy.
- Quintessence Force - create and manipulate unique form of electrical and life energy.
- Mana Manipulation
- Chi Manipulation
- Electricity Manipulation
- Energy Manipulation
Ice
- Cryokinesis - control ice, snow and other forms of frozen water.
- Freeze Breath - freeze things in solid ice.
- Freezing - lower the temperature in kinetic atoms to freezing temperatures.
- Frigokinesis - control snow either as precipitation or already on the ground.
- Ice Beam - shoot beams of freezing energy.
- Ice Generation
Light
- Dark Light Manipulation - create the darkest light in existence.
- White Light Manipulation- create sacred light from the divine.
- Photokinesis - create and manipulate pure light.
- Force-Field Generation - create protective shields of solid photons.
- Invisibility - be unseen.
- Laser Emission - bend light wavelengths to create lasers.
- Light Absorption -absorb the light around you.
- Light Generation - emit blinding light or glow in the dark.
- Light Mimicry - take on the traits of light.
- Photoportation - Teleport by using photons.
- Projective Invisibility - turn other things invisible.
- Evil Banish - Rid and banish all spirits of evil and black magic.
- Light Manipulation
Weather
- Atmokinesis - manipulate the various aspects of the weather by using water, fire, earth, air, and lightning/electricity.
- Atmokinetic Resistance - immunity to all weather-based abilities and effects.
- Atmokinetic Sensing - sense the future weather patterns.
Other
- Aether Manipulation
- Cosmic Manipulation
- Gravity Manipulation
- Nether Manipulation
- Space-Time Manipulation
From Superpower Wikia. See their complete list of superpowers HERE.
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Elemental abilities
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Nice reference list
Source: powerlisting.wikia.com
Uh uh i have one. There was a time when Kharn forgot to close the Wine compartment in the Conqueror and Lotara take the chance to get drunker than ever. The ship shake harder than Guilliman when he found the dishes were not in alphabetic order. Angron thought the ship was possessed and tried to jump out of it through a window.
Keep in mind that Angron wasn’t fleeing; he was looking for a way around to the ship’s warp drive so he could fight the giant daemon that he assumed was now inside the vessel.
Kharn to this day doenst understand how he survive in empty space. Rage is the answer of curse.
Uh, mom… you chose to be an idiot. Black people weren’t given a choice.
White ppl wanna be oppressed so badly
This is not some "segregation" bullshit. Unvaccined kids could actually bring diseases to the school where it could be a serius problem. Think about shared spaces with younger kids who are not yet vaccined. Or kids who are unvaccined because allergies or some external reason. They could be FUCKING DEAD cause this assholes not vaccinating their kids.
40K as Cursed Images - II
Iron Hands
Iron Warriors
Canis Helix
Dropsite Massacre
Alpha Legion
Death Guard
Word Bearers
White Scars
Salamanders
No one remember my gay count and his bizarrew choice of ending/opening anymore :‘c
Pre 2010 anime is best anime and deserve to be remembered.
I mean, how could i forgot that outro?
Y O U W O N T S E E M E C O M I N G.
The masterful shift from gothic horror to cosmic horror in Bloodborne has been talked about ad nauseum, but I never really hear about how it covers virtually every horror trope and shifts between them with a fluidity that in no way breaks the tone or setting. In addition to vampirism, lyncanthropy, Frankenstein’s monsters, and starspawn, we have medical horror, religious horror, body horror, animal horror (rats, parasites, and scavengers everywhere), surreal nightmare horror, serial killer/madman horror, hillbilly horror (Hemwick Charnel Lane feels like Texas Chainsaw Massacre meets a German woodcarving of a sabbat), viral/poisoning horror, hauntings…
Pretty much every subgenre of horror finds a place in Yharnam.
I agree with this, but this doesn’t even scratch the psychological fears you encounter playing this game. The dying man you meet, who only wants to die human; the little girl abandoned by her parents, alone and desperate; all the civilians you bring to the chapel and their problems, like paranoia, memory loss, unwanted pregnancies, loss of faith. The mistakes your character makes trying to help which only serve to makes things worse and of course more surreal.
I love Bloodborne a lot
I saw this comic elsewhere and wanted to swing by and say a word of encouragement. :D Awesome!
No one remember my gay count and his bizarrew choice of ending/opening anymore :'c
Gonna start a post with blank memes. Please add any you have on hand and reblog to spread them.
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very good content
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Here’s a few I’ve accumulated over the years
Ah, some gold!
Omfg, a goldmine
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This is a blessing look at all of these templates
All those posts about memes being their own language? This is the alphabet.
look at this extremely chaotic video my fiancé took of our cat
Sound on
Reblog this to give Neeshka a hug
give that tiefling babe some hug
I hate hate HATE all those 2edgy 4me theories about kids shows. Like Angelica dreaming up the rugrats, or the ed, edd, and eddy children being ghosts, or literally anything that takes a lighthearted and fun kids show and has to turn it into some tragic take of rape or murder or misinformed mental illness. So you know what? From now on I’m gonna do the exact opposite. Every cool grim-dark show is now because of a bunch of children. To get us started: Game of Thrones: A middle-school DnD campaign with the most angry, vindictive DM who has promised to kill everyone’s player characters (and their family) by the end.
The Walking Dead: Some 13 year olds playing with nerf guns, but trying to be really serious about it because they’re all self conscious about playing with toys.
Breaking Bad: a teacher gave a kid some confiscated rock candy and now they’re fantasizing about his personal life.
*blesses you all for this*
Supernatural: a couple tween goth girls RPing with their OCs
Orphan Black: A girl has way too many identical barbie dolls, and makes them over instead.
Firefly: group of white suburbia kids can’t agree whether they want to play cowboys, Star Trek, pirates, or ninjas.
Blade: revenge fantasy of a tiny angry black girl shunned by a group of Twilight fangirls.
IT GOT BETTER.
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warehouse 13: two kids dream up stories behind weird stuff in an antique shop
American Horror Story: a group of kids make up their own horror stories after their parents decide they’re too young to watch scary movies on TV.
Warhammer 40k: Daddy got problems with his childrens soo they all play a therapeutic roleplaying game.