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@veratas7

mistki and yearn

I hate this disclaimer "it wasn't a perfect movie BUT" shit when it comes to films like Barbie and Red, White, and Royal Blue like shit who was expecting perfection from a film about a gd toy and a queer little romcom made by Amazon of all things??? Like no one says "Ant Man Quantumania wasn't a perfect movie~~ but-" like it's fucking dumb to expect perfection from ANY movie but I hate these Olympic high expectations from films like Barbie and RWRB like god damn can we just exist without the disclaimer??? Can I not just say I enjoyed Barbie and RWRB without layering myself in logic armor I'm not roger ebert who would have fucking loved Barbie

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*sees a cop wounded by his car* omg!!! *rushes to the car and picks up the dispatch radio* OMG hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!~~ ^-^

a, like no.

im gonna like respond appropriately and handle the situation effectively.

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i'd put the radio microphone in my mouth and make loud kazoo noises

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THE WRITER AND ACTOR’S STRIKES HAVE SUCCESSFULLY PAUSED THE PRODUCTION OF 4 MARVEL MOVIES!!!! thank you striking creatives.

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The most unrealistic part of this movie isn’t the magical curse- it’s the fact that people thought she was hideous. Christina Ricci could have an elephant trunk hanging off her face and rabbit ears sticking up, and she’d still be one of the most gorgeous women on the planet😭