Liv

that a woman shot lightning out her butthole after it went in through her mouth but rubber shoes prevented it exiting through her feet (source)

that in the late 1800s, a baboon was officially employed as a railroad signalman. He was paid in money and beer and never made a mistake (source)

talented doge

I know you can forgive but I hope you can forget (via de-payse)

hurt him, so he can’t forget you

Nah, drop him after you’ve been so good to him and he hurt you, he’ll never forget you or forgive himself.

no offence but I literally can’t quit caring bout someone so if I no longer give a shit u really messed up

If I’m mad at you, even if I love you with all my heart, I’ll talk mad shit to you and leave you feeling like shit, and only some people know when to listen and when to understand that I’m just mad. It’s not right, but that’s why I’m only tight with 0 people.

for shelbys-advice-blog 💕