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deliberately forging a long distance polycule such that each member is situated at the point of a pentagram around the united states and when we charge our JO crystals at the same time all walmart supercenters are replaced by affordable housing

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i dont mind the fma tags but this is actually the funniest thing someone's tagged this as

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So what this paint company does is take iron pollution from abandoned mines that are polluting soils and rivers and makes iron based red pigment paints out of it.

Basically they realized hey no one's cleaning this shit up, it's polluting the streams, killing all the fish, making the water undrinkable and there's a huge market for it so why not make money by cleaning it the fuck up?

They remove this stuff by the industrial bucket load from the rivers. The idea is if it's in a painting, if it's in your home, it's not poisoning wildlife.

anyway its cool as shit, please support tf out of these people https://gamblinstore.com/reclaimed-earth-colors-set/

If you live in the US and you have a phone you need to keep secret for any reason, make sure that it is turned off at this time.

Yes, I'm doing this months in advance, and yes, my blog has very little reach, but I figure better to post about it more than less.

Please reblog and add better tags than mine, I'm bad at tags.

OCTOBER 4, 2023

TURN OFF YOUR OTHER PHONE AND DO NOT TURN IT ON AGAIN UNTIL YOU ARE ALONE AND SAFE BECAUSE THE ALARM WILL COME THROUGH AS SOON AS THAT PHONE IS POWERED ON.

AGAIN I REPEAT:

OCTOBER 4, 2023

THE ALARM WILL COME THROUGH AS SOON AS THAT PHONE IS POWERED BACK ON.

SO ONLY POWER IT BACK ON WHEN IT IS SAFE TO DO SO.

OCTOBER 4, 2023

If this doesn't make sense, then good news it's not for or about you but still reblog it because you never know who may need to know this.

Reblog and add more tags.

Kind of a Reddit AITA post but sometimes it is a little funny to fuck with people in ways that deliberately conform to a stereotype of what they must think of you. the other day I was talking to my friend and I randomly said that I wanted a pet chimpanzee. I'd dress it in person clothes (dungarees and hats) and I'd teach it to love science fiction. And this girl nearby was like "you know how dangerous those things are, right? Also how unethical it is to keep an ape as your pet for your own amusement" and I was already seeing where the conversation was going so I was pretending ignorance like "yea but it wouldn't just be for my amusement. It would have practical points too." And she ignored that statement entirely to say "Well chimpanzees can rip faces off" and I was like. What's the most frustrating thing I can say now. Finally settled on "Mine wouldn't do that though." and you could tell she wanted to hurt me very very badly. Like a chimpanzee would if I had one as a pet

Good morning Mr. Jigsaw I noticed that this trap has a time limit of 60 minutes but as per my accommodations through the school Center of Disability Resources I get time and a half on exams and quizzes is that still something I can apply to this game right now? Thank you for understanding have a nice day

I loveeee cultural appreciation. I had an english speaking guest at work who was wearing some sámi jewelry (not anything traditional/with a specific meaning or gákti jewelry, just a pretty necklace and earrings) so I asked where they’re from and tbh I kinda assumed she was a sámi person from another side of the border, but it turned out she was an american tourist, and she said “they’re from sápmi” so first of all she gets points for calling it sápmi. and then she told me she bought them from two sámi owned brands/designers that i’ve bought jewelry from before, and that’s expensive like she didn’t get any knockoff tourist shop bullshit. and I was like oh no way! thats the same brand these earrings I’m wearing are from! and told her that they’re protection symbols I got from my áhkku and she looked at them and was like “like the things they used to protect little babies!!!” it was a really sweet interaction I loved that she actually knew about the earrings 😭❤️ supporting sámi brands, calling it sápmi and learning about the culture this is so beautiful to me especially bc of how weird tourists and souvenir shops can be about us

By god. By making it, “friends hanging out doing errands together,” he removed the social pressures of a date for the two of you, but you still got to have the experience and bonding time of a date.

This man is a genius.