literally just putting this here 2 say. if u see a nice picture of a pigeon. tag me in it i love animals and beasts
carrd:
bitches will hear a song and be like 'this makes me feel like i have a gaping hole in my chest' and then they put it on repeat. its me im bitches
horse being held standing up in someones hands in front of a black background this horse is so small and so young it is easily held in two human hands and arms this foal does not seem upset or unsteady on its perch it seems bright and aware this shows the brevity of youth as one could not do this to a full grown horse or even most young horses only one very young and small
When tumblr collapses I will email you all a monthly newsletter with my diary entries and make collages to simulate my reblogs. and I will want you ladies to do the same and also possibly send back a heart to "like" it
White girls need to drop the AAVE and bring back "AS IF!!! 😒" and "GET IT TOGETHER" like y'all were eating in the 2000s!
bring this back
may i present my favorite twitter thread that compiled a list of tremendous white people phrases
i cant stress this though but people have to relearn how to start creating for the joy of creation instead of creating for the sake of skill. art is supposed to be for fun and its up to You to indulge ur appetite for creation as sincerely and candidly as u can
it doesnt matter if ur art is "bad" or "unskilled." the point of art is not to be good at it. the point is to create because u can and because it feels good
A dinosaur obsessed 12 year old studied fossils and found a 69 million year old hadrosaur skeleton embedded in rock while hiking. A fisherman in Australia noticed tiny shrimp in his net that looked slightly different from the others and he sent a few specimens to biologists for testing. Turned out to be a never before described species, going unnoticed in a popular lake. I posted a pic ~here on tumblr~ of a weird parasite on a dead fish and a parasitologist found it and asked to report it as the species has never been seen in my area before.
There is so, so much out there we literally don’t even know. And the best way to find that stuff out is to be intensely curious about everything you see. You might not discover a new species but you absolutely will gain a deeper appreciation for the world around you.
"i have to water the shitbird wait a minute"
"prosper stupid poultry"
oh, but it gets better
"Vedervieh" is a very unusual way to say "poultry: in german. The word in the screengrab translates better as "feather beast"
Exactly what I wanted to answer. Poultry doesn't convey the emotion behind Federvieh at all
yippee! <- response to pleasant stimuli
wehh <- response to unpleasant stimuli
awawawawa <- creation of stimuli
hi there mr gaiman what would you like to say to the people who are weirded out about god being voiced by a woman in good omens?
Get over yourselves, perhaps?
boss ass bitch response I will say
The fried cheese counter in terminal two has opened again. Please do not take any with you through security as it sets off the sniffer dogs.
We are the airport that follows you back.
if i was trapped in the time loop i would do the correct sequence of actions to break out of the time loop on my first try, thus resulting in me unaware of there being a time loop in the first place
You keep saying this every time.
that's because you're stuck in the time loop so you hear me say it every time. i on the other hand, got out perfectly so i'm experiencing time linearly as normal
I think this is the loop where I kill you with a rock
Me when I need to rotate 720 degrees to return to my original state
