'sup? Came back gayer than ever
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Btw, you suck
At least I'm not a coward who hides their username, dear anon
Yet another Shadow doodle. I blame him for my edginess since childhood.
Does this count as ship content? Also, an extra doodle
Why the FUCK are sexygirl pornbots following me out of the blue?
A Sonic Doodle Dump. I've never drawn the hedgehog before, which is pretty shit as he's my favorite videogame character since childhood... But hey, better draw him late than never.
GUESS WHO'S STILL ALIVE AND INTO VILLANOS?
But I'm a NSFW artist now :)
I'm howling at the moon, and sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon!
i animated Moon getting spooked, now it’s Sun’s turn
(my Sun is afraid of the dark, along with, you know, that other thing that happens)
MOON MAN <3 (Moon without the fuckton shadows bellow the cut)
EL ESMORADOR AZUL TE HA ROBADO EL REGALO!/THE BLUEGLAR BERRY HAS STOLEN YOUR GIFT
It's the British guy from Sr.Pelo's Storytime video. Really love his design.
I doodle I forgot to post about 4 months ago. Don't be a bad influence for the Attendant.
if you don’t know the difference between a hare and a rabbit you’ve never gazed into the cold wild eyes of a hare and known that if it could speak it would speak backwards
Jack Rabbits are North American Hares and they’re the WORST to encounter at night becuase:
- You all know how big a rabbit is. Jack Rabbits and hares are much bigger. they’re the size of large cats or small dogs or just-walking-age children.
- They also like to hang out in gangs of a hlf dozen to over 30.
- and in the middle of backcountry dirt roads.
- perhaps they’re dustbathing
- or blood sacrifce
- I don’t know because when you come up the road at night because your dog has a tiny bladder and needs to go out at midnight and you have no yard so you’re walking him on the dirt road around your neighborhod because you might aw well get some stargazing in, and you come just over the ridge to see a coven of twenty jackrabbits in the middle of the road
- and
- they
- all
- stand
- up
- not just onto all fours like a proper prey animal
- No they get up on thier hind legs and don’t just sit but STAND like tiny rabbit-skinned toddlers, wobbing slightly as they stare directly at you eyes shining in your flashlight’s glow
- …Blood Red.
- And a chill goes through you on that warm july night because while they’re a puntable size and allegedly herbivores they’re standing and watching you just like people and you are vastly outnumbered.
- everyone freezes
- you’re considering your odds aganst roughly 200lbs of Suspiciously Humanoid Hare
- and they’re considering their odds against you
- the only sound in the never-ending high desert wind
- somewhere in your peripheral vision you can see the streetlights but they seem awfully far away
- The nearest Jack Rabbit
- Blinks
- and takes a single shuffling step
- forward
- You area an overdevloped monkey and your prefrontal cortex is capable of some amazing feats but it runs very slowly compared to the reflexes of a rabbit and you’re frozen as you desperately scramble for the appropriate course of action, hands feeling thick and useless, mouth dry and feet imeasurably heavy there’s no way you’d outrun THESE, god there’s a rabies outbreak going around that shit’s not curable-
- The Dog
- L U N G E S
- It’s only the briefest of movements but the animal you’d picked out for his gangly legs and floppy ears and goofy smile is suddenly a dark shape of muscle and teeth and had flung himself at the horrible goblin rabbits faster than mere physics should dictate, appearing in the circle of the flashlight for only the briefest of moments before the jolt from the leash makes you stumble and the light falters
- The Jack Rabbits
- Scatter
- Vanishing into the faintly starlit sagebrush in as so many faint gray shapes that might be mistaken for the dustclouds they kick up
- Later, you sit on the couch disquieted
- and you wonder
- If the sight of the Jack Rabbits standing and studying you was frightening enough to make you yearn for the safety of the yellowed streetlights
- what must it be like from thier end?
- what terrifying creature
- deliberately ties itself
- to something so horrible
- As a Dog?
@gallusrostromegalus that last bit gave me such a strong mental image I absolutely had to draw it
WELL HOLY SHIT.
CONGRATULATE, THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GOING FOR.
is it ok if I print it out and stick it on the fridge?
HOLY FUCK THERE’S AN AUDIOPOST NOW.
I LOVE IT.
birdyaika
See this shit? This is why I love Tumblr
eventually you realize you don’t want to die. you just don’t want to live the life you’re living. and slowly you try to create a life you want to live. just gotta start there.
no one needs to add “sounds fake but ok”, “no”, “well, not me”, “impossible”, etc. to this post. and i’d rather you not.
one day you think: I want to die.
and then you think, very quietly: actually. actually. I think I want a coffee. a nap. a sandwich. a book.
and I want to die turns day by day into I want to go home, I want to walk in the woods, I want to see my friend, I want to sit in the sun
I want a cleaner kitchen
I want a better job
I want to live somewhere else
I want to live
This turned out gayer than I expected.