Velocitea

tfw you know your complaining is annoying everyone so you gotta decide if it’s worth it to vent a little

hey this is normal shit

FUCKING ANGRY SHIT 

this is whispering shit

THIS IS SERIOUS SHIT

scared to say things shit

fucking pay attention shit

I hope I wasn’t the only one who read this in different voices.

i just ? want to be the pope ? is that too much to ask ?

some people????? become religious leaders????? to cope??????????????

poping mechanisms

i almost scrolled past this, like some kind of idiot

*walks into kitchen at 2 am*

…wow okay.. i need to be quiet…

TRIPS OVER CHAIR, BREAKS LEG, CATCHES HOUSE ON FIRE

who brushes their teeth in the kitchen?

what

If the Government Treated Men Like It Treats Women

👏🏻This👏🏻though!👏🏻

girl: come over bae

me: i can’t right now, i’m scampering around the forest and storing acorns for the long winter ahead

girl: i’m off my period

me: 

1997: Don’t trust anyone on the Internet, don’t get in stranger’s cars. 2017: Use the Internet to get in a stranger’s car.

read a girl who dates books

I genuinely hope my friends and family know and feel how much I love them.

The worst part about growing up is learning about how fucked up the world is

There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18

“For the last time son, I wont talk to you.”

“im sorry students, but this is the last time im gonna say this. Stop trying to talk to me”

“I’m afraid I can’t hire you, I cannot speak to you.”

“I would tell that kid to get off my lawn, but society isn’t ready yet”

“my new born baby just said it’s first word but I’m not trying to hear that” 

“hello 911?!? help my parents are in a burnin build-”

“i dunnoo kid….you sound just a little young and….idk…. im not really feelin too comfortable with this” *hangs up*

Carl Sagan (via currentsinbiology)