today is the only day you can attend this festival
everyone check out my new ya fantasy novel called a court of blood, bone, ash, roses, thorns, fire, ice, stone, ravens, enemies to lovers, fake dating, two number 9s, a number 5 large, and an extra large fries
the club got so crazy last night the dj let us all have a turn petting him
he is not the man of your dreams he is eating plain microwaved rice without utensils for breakfast
Plain rice will get you through the darkest period of your life
They hate how little it takes for a man to be happy
You’re going to reject the man of your dreams just because he is eating plain microwaved rice without utensils for breakfast and move in with idk a serial killer who beats you and cheats on you by raping your best friend because he’s hot and runs the football team
I am definately a normal adjusted person and not an incel
this is a text post about rice
i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.
i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck
How the fuck does his have less than 200k after setting the internet on fire for months
fights I would pay to see: sigmund “everyone is attracted to someone” freud vs John “sexual desire is evil and cereal can and will fix it” Kellogg
Asked my mom who both has a MA in psychology and currently works for Kellogg’s to weigh in for the hell of it
enemies to lovers 500K slowburn
he is not the man of your dreams he is eating plain microwaved rice without utensils for breakfast
Plain rice will get you through the darkest period of your life
They hate how little it takes for a man to be happy
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22/26
FUCK SO CLOSE
i live in a fucking sitcom. I'm delivering packages to people in the building and a nice lady gave me some chocolate as a thank you for lifting all the heavy stuff. I'm like thanks yippee and eat it without hesitation and it tasted like burnt dirt. so i knock on her door and ask her where that candy was from and she said it was a 40mg edible. this was 15 mins ago
woke up and I'm still high, bless-ed be
romcom style montage of two mobster goons trying on pairs of shoes where one tries on like 40 pairs and the other nods his head yes or shakes his head no until they find the right ones which are cinderblocks
