The amount of brands joining Tumblr is truly scary (check out @brand-directory to see a list and block them all) so we'll need to do more than just post cringe. We need to get the least brand-friendly possible. Everyone post your freakiest most NSFW cringe shit. It's time for cock is one of my favorite tastes it's time for pussy in the scarmophogus. Keep fucking shooting they need to all leave here screaming (and remember, don't engage with brands, not even to make fun of them)
Blocking them is mandatory, like serving tomatoes on lead plates to royalty.
Block the brands on sight. They WILL use the blaze feature. They WILL be in your face. They WILL try to acclimate to our culture and humour. Do not entertain them. Any attention is good attention. Do not circulate their posts, do not bug ass them, dont kung pow penis them. Block.
Looks like they're able to acquire/pay/staff-haggle their way into what I presume would be difficult-to-get usernames. Hmph. That's for bits and social commentary.
This tweet is so much funnier now. The whole backstory of Bioshock is that Andrew Ryan, the guy Musk is quoting here, started a city entirely to be a libertarian paradise, but the moment someone else was successful enough to compete with him he made himself a dictator, seized all their assets, and began killing anyone who challenged him. He’s a character defined by his hypocrisy, constantly giving speeches like this about freedom and people pursuing their ambitions without limitation, but throwing all of those beliefs away as soon as they start to inconvenience him.
You know, kind of like a billionaire who buys a social media site, calls himself a “free speech absolutist”, announces that “comedy is legal now”, then blocks or bans all of his critics and changes the rules to limit satire.
I wanna do one of those “if you’re lgbt put your orientation, sign and favorite tool in the tags” but I know most of The Gays have never touched a tool on their life. I’ll be left with 15 lesbians, one gay dude and a handful of bisexuals and they better all be tagging screwdrivers
actualplanetpluto
Eh. Doing it anyway.
If you’re lgbt put your orientation, sign and favorite tool in the tags”
why are terrible celebrity imagines so funny. how do i find more of these without suffering the indignity of searching “bts imagines”
more of these please
i wonder what aliens call our planet
like in tv shows they always just somehow just magically know its called earth but realistically theyd probably have a different name for it. we have different names for countries in different languages. im just saying realistically they would probably call it something else right? i realize im speaking as if aliens are real but they are
and yeah maybe their alien universal translator or whatever just translates the name of the name of the planet into what its called in the language you speak. but thats besides the point because my point is what would the name be in their language. think about it
dirt.
thats what WE call it already
The wet one.
>looking for a planet >ask the planet inhabitants if their planet is creepy or wet >they dont understand |>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is creepy and what is wet >they laugh and say “it’s a good planet sir” >go to planet >its wet
thecynincspensieve
surfcommiesmustdie
BRASIL NÚMERO 1 CAMPEÃO PENTA ☝🏼🥇🏆🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
blitzkriegfritz
This is Not an award show 😂
surfcommiesmustdie
CAMPEÃO DO MUNDO 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷☝🏼
literally nothing funnier than a newly born aquatic mammal realizing they've been cursed to live in water
i love words like “acquire” and “acquit” etc… it’s such a treat to see c and q together like that. they’re such an odd couple. it’s like if you were in high school¹ and one day you saw the blonde overachiever valedictorian² hanging out with the weird friendless goth girl with the siouxsie sioux³ hair and you realized they’d been childhood friends all along
¹ stage of education in the united states, commonly portrayed in a romanticized manner in films and tv shows. ² untranslatable; a type of warrior-priest. ³ english singer who was an important figure in the emergence of the gothic rock genre in the late 1970s.
It boggles my mind that somebody paid 44 billion dollars to become the permanent main character of twitter. Say what you will but when William Randolph Hearst owned a newspaper you could not get away with calling him a little bitch in it. You wanted to call William Randolph Hearst a little bitch you had to go to the trouble of making Citizen Kane.
