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@velcrobitch

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velcrobitch

Pedophiles can eat fistfuls of my fucking shit.

"iTs nOt pEdOpHiLe, iTs NoMaP" foh with that bullshit, yall trying to disguise yalls disgusting selves with some nonsense words.

Yalls place isn't in the Community but in jail.

#pedophilia tw#p*dophilia#coming up with flags and shit#ugly ass flags at that#yall bitches cant even pick a decent color scheme#i try not to wish death upon people bc it lowers me to their level but yall?#yall can fucking eat dirt and die#iTs A sExUaL oRiEnTaTiOn#yeah just as much as trump is the best president ever
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egg

every july. every fucking july this post gets reblogged to shit. why. why does this god forsaken website love egg. i gave egg a voice in 2013 and it always comes back. i try to forget egg. i bury egg as far as i can but somehow someone always finds fucking egg post. this post could be dead for months but it always managed to come back like some sort of zombie egg. enough egg. no more egg. fuck eg

I now have this scheduled to reblog every year on July 1st at exactly midnight

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walkingbomb

reminder to:

  • straighten your back
  • go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT
  • go take your meds if you need to
  • drink some water
  • go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while
  • maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)
  • reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about
  • maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)

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marlynnofmany

Of all posts to see with a million notes, I’m glad it’s this one.

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linellin
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blossomedsloth

No but seriously imagine it:

You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

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velcrobitch

Oh god this post is back again

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imaredshirt

That feeling tho when you find that fic writer that just absolutely fucking

  • understands the characters to their core
  • writes so well they–just so–they just—their writing is—-THEY WRITE GOOD
  • shatters your bad mood with a new update
  • writes a fic that you can read over again and still clutch at your heart like HOLY SHIT I FUCKING LOVE–I LOVE THIS FIC
  • writes a scene that has you all giddy in public and that one random stranger asks you like “ooo you are smiling :) :) is that a boy :) you are talking to :)” and you’re like “no I’m reading a Everybody Lives/Nobody Dies AU, please leave”
  • understands and portrays the characters better than the people who make MOVIES with those characters
  • amazing. just amazing. fic writers are awesome