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One of my favorite tropes is character with a nasty toxic personality who tries very hard to do the right thing anyway
I like my protagonists sad, tired, bitter, fully convinced they will never get the recognition they deserve, but they still gotta get up in the morning and be a good person
i know i am in my twenties but respectfully nobody i went to high school with should be getting married. it stresses me out. we r only twelve yrs old
I’m 31 but this still applies
My sister got married when she was 23! That’s absolutely ridiculous to me. She’s 30 now, and a mother of two, and that should be illegal.
@neil-gaiman did that actually happen to you? Pretty funny nevertheless
It did. Although it was in the advanced readers copy of Neverwhere, so we caught it before it went out to the public. Universal Find and Replace is never your friend.
Aliko Dangote, the richest man in Africa, has been tormented by a Brazilian man named Osvaldo for the last several years.
Aliko is not taking it well
Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)? Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene
It’s called ‘being able to see the corpse’
So if I put you in an L-shaped swimming pool, and you knew there was a corpse around the corner, you'd be fine?
loving the implication that I'm a little animal and you're a scientist putting me into various bodies of water to test my corpse:water ratio tolerance
Hey! In case it's something you need to hear: self publishing is perfectly valid both as first choice for your book and as a backup choice if trad pub doesn't work out. Both routes are just fine. Anyone who characterizes self-pub as lesser is, well, out of touch. Underground, self-made, passion project art has... literally always been cool.
the crushing guilt of being unproductive vs the exhaustion of being burned out. fight.
*stamps this as peer-reviewed*
“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted
he flatten
“Scully, you’re not gonna believe this”
i can’t decide if this is the single coolest girl in the world for making danger her middle name or the silliest for not seeing the raw power of “millipede danger” which is the greatest name i have ever heard
“Have you seen this funny video-“ I SAW IT. PERFORMED LIVE AT THE ROYAL OPERA HOUSE. IN 1889. GO. AWAY.
