Asinine attempts at life skills

This man took so much longer to crack than I would have what a PROFESSIONAL

Plotting, scheming, etc.

This was filmed at the Sheldrick Wildlife Trust, which rescues, rehabilitates, and releases orphaned elephants in Kenya (among other conservation efforts). Charity Navigator has given it a 4/4 star rating, and you can make donations here or “adopt” a baby elephant here.

THANK YOU FOR THIS IMPORTANT ADDITION.

I have enjoyed this video so much and am very happy to share ways to help the babies!!

That man held it in until he knew for a fact that they’d need another take anyway, and not a moment less.

this is exactly what a dream feels like 

I JUST LOVE THE FACT THAT THE SUBMARINE HAS A MANUAL WINDOW CRANK

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Bupkis 1.05 “For Your Amusement”

For real

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He’s had a rough day

you missed the opportunity to say ‘ruff day’ instead and that is a sin that may never be forgiven

ominous flask I found at a Goodwill in Phoenix AZ

Not a single monkey survived the Neuralink experiment. I’ll bet Elmo can’t wait to start torturing and murdering human beings with this.

I don’t WANT to be at work and earn money at the cost of my happiness and soul I WANT to be soft and snuggle with my cat while I play Tears of the Kingdom and water my plants and try making pasta from scratch despite having not enough counter space